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watching the DNC so I can watch the liberals drop their spaghetti all over the floor

>On a plane
>Announcement says theres going to be some turbulence
>Americans start praying and crying
>Fat American businessman gets out of his seat
>Face contorted with rage
>YALL BETTER GIVE ME AN MAH FAMILY COMPENSATION YA HEAR?!?! ILL SUE YER ASS!
>Storms to the front of the plane
>Other Americans start cheering and clapping
>Looks like he's ready to punch someone
>Female flight attendant comes out
>Says "Excuse me sir, please take your seat"
>Starts yelling
>I HAVE A RIGHT TO BE HERE I CAN DO WHAT I WANT WE SAVED YER ASSES IN WW2 FUCKING FRENCHY
>Flight attendant puts her hands on him to try and calm him
>YOU ALL SAW!! SHE TRIED TO MANHANDLE ME!! ILL SUE YER ASS
>Other Americans start yelling and getting roudy
>SUE HER!!
>SUE DAT BITCH!!
>SUE! SUE!
>Turbalance starts
>They all fall silent and start praying again
>Passes after a minute
>Americans start clapping and cheering
>Fat guy says
>OUR PRAYERS SAVED ALL YALL UNGRATEFUL FAGGITS
>Takes his seat
>Clap when the plane lands