/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First millennium BC - 54 BC: Cernunnos (human name unknown) is born in Denmark, becoming the hakutaku at a young age. He crosses pagan Europe, inciting the rise of the various Celtic cultures before settling on the British isles. He instructs the young tuatha de danann/human Merdwynn (remembered by history as Merlin), as he will not live to instruct Artorius as intended. Having scryed into the future he has foreseen his death opposing Julius Caesar's invasion of Britain, and so happens.

I should go Pixiv surfing later.

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That'd explain a bit, though, but it doesn't actually explain how the stuff comes out. Either the urethra moves out of the general vulva region and into he clit when the rest of it changes shape, or a new one mysteriously opens up somewhere it's rather unwelcome. Having two urethras got to be pretty confusing.

And somewhere in that train of thought I realised I was trying to make sense of porn with mythological multi-eyed lioncows.
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