/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>23716298
HOLD IT! What do you mean by "special"?

>>23460933
>Your Honor, last time I asked a woman out, she told me that if I was the last living man on Earth, she'd turn lesbian. I have not had been more successful in my previous attempts, therefore I am obviously not attractive.
If this doesn't convince the judge, then I hope my attorney is not going to sabotage me.

>>23075992
Yes to most of these, it would be unreasonable for these laws to be around when bachelors exist at all.
>-prosecute their waifu or soon-to-be-waifu for rape?
>implying raping an unmarried man will be a crime

>>22631546
Well of course. She's a professional after all.

>>20984901
>Wurm librarian
>can help me learn to read better
In the end it turns out you're teaching her more about reading than she is to you. She even wants to schedule more tutoring lessons from you since you're so smart

>>20692606
Sounds suspicious.

>>20498061
>>20498081
My brother reads a lot of Grisham, I bet I can handle this trial easy-peasy.

>>19953797
Back of the line. The lizard folk infiltrating our government and society were here first.

>>19853697
Is this lawyer wurm?

>>19812247
Sandworm, Greenworm and Wurm(worm) are the best lawyers this side of the Lescatate. I’d ask them to review my demonic contracts before signing.

Is trial by lawyer combat an option?

>>19068340
She’s clearly qualified given her extensive legal career with Sand, Green, and Wurm.

>>18974611
Wurm, Sandworm, and Greenworm would also like to submit our legal opinion!

Each of our lawyers had an opinion to share:

Ms. Sandworm believes that the contract needs more descriptions of how she’ll protect you and keep you safe. Ms. Wurm would like to officially state that the situation is “cute”. Ms. Greenworm would also like to point out it says nothing about feeding each other, or about how the relationship will change as the both of you grow up. She says that it is important you plan for your future together and think about th changes that could come.

Please let us know if you want our unsolicited opinion further on the matter. Also let us know if you have any single friends you’d like to refer our services to? We do marriage licenses!

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>>18899160
Oh shit. Deleted.

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>>18836409
Wurm-chan understands everything.
I'm not a big fan of the ditzy Wurm meme. It's like people stopped reading the profile at "their intelligence is extremely low".