/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46406612
>There is no law
Fool. The "Wurm vs. Anon" case of 94' made it so it's legal for monsters to tie up and force people to love them if their feelings are hurt

>>45930308
indeed

>>45788249

>>45776963
i trust in wurm to defend my rights

>>44738388

>>44576795
stop hiring so many lawyers, you're gonna start getting the shifty ones

>>44532306
i work as a wurm wrangler
its rather tough on the body but I got an amazing body from it
The work is simple in principle, keep wurms from destroying lots of infrastructure by keeping them happy and not wishing to dig into the city grounds
I have to be reachable at any time in case there is a wurm in an odd place
Its more akin to being a wurm sheperd in practice
No matter what tho, I cannot get mad at them, just look at them and their derpy faces

>>43645716
Your honor, Tommy Vercetti is an innocent man!

>>43610915
Sexual emergencies are a valid defense in court

A lawyer only cries once it's all over!
I just finished the Ace Attorney trilogy and kind of wish I could see a legal battle between quirky monsters and a hapless defense lawyer

>>42936391
It's "my" pic in the sense that it's a pic in my folder of saved mamono images.

I didn't commission it. And my mamono images are all just stolen either from 4chan, gelbooru, or that mge archive mega.

Didn't expect an interrogation about this. Glad I have legal representation.

>>41908022
ms. wurm will now see you

>>41643714
>>41643689
>Did you know that you have rights? Constitutions says you do, and so do I!

>>40989218
And wurmie!

>>37353919
This corrupt officer >>37353968
didn't mentioned the most important of your rights, so don't worry >>37353962 you will be fine

>>36762317
>>36762273

>Be husband, married to big strong Wurm
>Accidentally do a crime(s)
>Get arrested and handed a sentence to be carried out by your wife after confirming you are married
>Wurm reads the sentence carefully, you are wondering if she can even read
>She sighs
>Her scales recede, her cavewoman naked figure revealed and you think she is preparing to carry out the sentence
>Takes out a suit, formal clothes you didn't knew she had, some papers and puts on some glasses
>Turns out a long time ago your Wurm wife, that brutish wild woman actually was the best lawyer in the history of all Mamono Realms.

wurm is best

>>33847217

>>33552162
A public defender!

>Your honor, my client can't have raped the Shirohebi because that would've been a dream come true for her, but as Ace Attorney has shown us, spirit mediums cannot dream when they are channeling, and a dick entering her "channel" is channelling cogito ipsos custodies procter hoc!
I've got a good feeling about this trial

Whether it be the Kangaroo Court, the Judgement of Anubis or a trial in Wonderland, it's all good, man!

>>24051669
Objection! Another man's trash is another man's treasure! Ergo trash could prove valuable!

>>23793694
Objection! I don't understand the charges!