/jp/ - Otaku Culture

seriously why are some sirs so fkn upset in this thread kek
what happened? wanna talk about it? why do you think you have these feelings about japenis adult videos?

>>48041752
>webm
it's like he might literally be me

>>47741704
hello webmdear and welcome back, hope you had a good trip. you missed some interesting developments, the saddest being >>47731685
many sirs remain inconsolable

>>47525316
I must have lost my fkn mind, then...
Apologies for the false alarm, sirs.

>>47318217
>tfw long and skinny chi〇po
it's fkn over, sirs. what's the fkn point.

>>47267943
*conventional means
my brain...

>>46684638
be careful, sir. I will keep you in my thoughts

>>46684820
kek I will put "dreaded/long-awaited" next time (July)

>>46684803
the Chinese meme is a reference to that webm of her smoking and looking significantly ripened

>>46569248
why do you insist on gintoki reaction images when we already have innumerable pictures of Pensive Toru to suit almost any wistful occasion?

>>46519326
>no physically enormous aroma stacy gf
pain.

>>46196925
Nice! Another pensive/distressed Toru to add to my collection, thanks!

>>46050579
>>46050609
you are coomdoom-mongering, sirs. I am also a quasi-faux-ojisan and my cooms are still explosive
how's your
>hydration
>diet
>sleep
>general health and fitness
>exercise
>pelvic floor
>supplements
>masturbation habits
?

>page 10
nooooo things were just heating up!
now the discussion and rhythm will be severed...

>>45521721
I prefer the label Faux-Ojisan but I wouldn't be offended if anyone already considered me a Quasi-Ojisan given my general disposition and worldview

>>45344251
it's a damn shame your post got ignored, sir...
unfortunately I don't have anything to contribute either - I prefer saving images depicting a more pensive and melancholic form of suffering

I was having a kinda bad weekend but /jav/ and JAV have made it better by putting a smile on my face and a boner in my pants
Thank you, sirs

because of Japanese Adult Videos, my brain now frames and conceptualises the calendar week in terms of Tuesdays and Fridays

>>44431614
damn, sketching out a cost-benefit analysis matrix is exactly what i was trying to avoid, sir...
i guess there's no helping it, huh...?

>>44353590
>Like how?
Hmm maybe esoteric isn't the right word. Maybe... impenetrable/perplexing to an outsider? And it's not just about the Japanese (language) either (though even that stuff is really difficult to Google since even when we do use Japanese, it's a sorta corrupted pidgin version). There's the JAV-specific vocabulary. There's the condiments. There's the extremely generous usage of prefixes like faux-/quasi-/pseudo-/semi- that, depending on context, might confer a degree of either sarcasm or sincerity. There's the random words we sometimes capitalise ("Lifestyle", "PROFESSIONALISM" "CONTEXT", etc). There's the aromas. There's allusions to previous (in)famous posts, posters, and sometimes even specific "events" or "incidents" through in-jokes and ever-evolving references. There's the (subcontinental) Indian/Desi angle and sirposting. There are repurposed words and truncated phrases ("partaking", "developer tools", "(Gross) Domestic Product", etc). There are systems. There are phenotypes. There's lore and history. There are triple-quadruple entendres and word/phrase constructions based on several layers of hidden meaning like "Nene Minori". This goes beyond simply learning that "hag" isn't derogatory.

It's "easy" for a regular because most of these changes and innovations occured piecemeal so we adapted our understanding incrementally but for a newsir, our lexicon may be nearing an incomprehensible level of complexity and obscurity and it keeps increasing — snowballing even (and yes, I know it's not even winter yet). We will get to a point where the amount of necessary knowledge to actually understand the most basic of interactions on /jav/ will be a huge barrier to entry. In addition, there may even be a chance that even if a boss or family member or significant other were to discover our leftmost /jav/ tab and parsed the contents within, they'd still be nonethewiser to what the hell we're actually discussing. We're still a way off yet but I find that prospect both hilarious and worrying.

>have crossed to my real life
>"so, shall we partake?"
KEK! Here, this goes both ways. The lexicon of /jav/posting will become so vast and involve so many otherwise disparate vocabularies and references, daily life itself will become a challenge as almost everything we encounter will remind us of JAV and/or /jav/ and in turn be a source of amusement to a sir even where that may be inappropriate like a high stakes business meeting or funeral.

damn, i lost my /jav/posting momentum after that outage...

>>44229088
there was an essay posted here recently that discusses this. I don't remember if I replied to the sir who wrote it or not but I was in agreement with the general sentiment.

I don't think it's so much the (de)sensitivity but rather one's appreciation becomes more nuanced and less shallow. Yellow fever isn't genuine attraction and being cured of it doesn't mean suddenly being uninterested in Asian women anymore. Through JAV, your brain learns to manage as well as articulate the idea of attraction in less simplistic one-dimensional terms. Actresses are/become appealing not solely because they're Japanese/Asian but because their more individual charm points are now more noticeable; their ethnicity just becomes a backdrop that provides some context without being the sole reason for attraction.

>>44109524
spamming/flooding?

>>44109525
please share when the tension in the air and general political climate calms down........ i think posting about it at this present moment would only cause unnecessary alarm and distress in the village

>tfw you will never be a spoilt crown prince and later puppet emperor who shirks his imperial duties and responsibilities by spending all day participating in debauched sexo with spicy CONCUBINES and ultimately causing the downfall of your entire clan and dynasty through the continued failure to address cracks in the bureaucracy and wider empire
>tfw later historians will never argue about the true cause of your downfall either being insatiable sexual perversions or that the palace eunuchs simply schemed too hard and that it wasn't really your fault and was only a matter of time before everything went to shit

>not a single post referencing Father's Day yesterday
/jav/ is institutionally and systemically sexist.

I literally can't stop thinking about JAV.
I'm not even joking anymore. This is serious.