/jp/ - Otaku Culture

That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Mountain" bullshit that's going on in the geography system right now. Mt. Fuji deserves much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine Fujiyama in Japan for 2,400,000,000,000,000 Zimbabwe Dollars (that's about $1) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my mountain.

Japanese smiths spend years working on a single volcano and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest mountains known to mankind.

Mt. Fuji is thrice as tall as European mountains and thrice as volcanic for that matter too. Anyone a mountain can be climbed by, Fuji can be climbed by better. I'm pretty sure Mt. Fuji could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical stone escarpment.

Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to climb the disciplined volcanic mountains and their alpine peaks of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the mountains first because their killing power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Mt. Fuji simply the best mountain that the world has ever seen, and thus, requires better stats in the geography textbook. Here is the stat block I propose for Mt. Fuji:

(One-Handed Exotic Mountain)
1d12 Damage
19-20 x4 Crit
+2 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

(Two-Handed Exotic Mountain)
2d10 Damage
17-20 x4 Crit
+5 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

Now that seems a lot more representative of the mountainous power of Fujiyama in real life, don't you think?

tl;dr = Mt. Fuji needs to be more impressive in geography textbooks, see my new stat block.