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>>41141602
But Anon, I WANT the dragon to break my pelvis every morning

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>>39744785
>Dragon sneezes on the other side of the country
>Anon instantly passes out on the spot

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Gonna call a dragon barren. What’s she gonna do? Overcome the legendary infertility of her species just to prove me wrong?

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Do your part to save the species
Breed a dragon, gods know they need help

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Guys help, the dragon that was previously roosting on my roof decided she liked the air conditioned inside more and moved in, she even set up her hoard in my bedroom, how do I stop her?

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>Dragons are often defeated in myths because the heroes were able to get under them somehow and stab their bellies
Does this mean the belly is the weakness of dragon girls?

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>>33072765
Lots of cuddling on top of the hoard, you get used to the feeling of laying on a pile of gold and jewels pretty quickly, and she is more than willing to let you lay on her if you don't wanna be on the coins
>thief trying to steal treasure
that is how you end up with a fried mouse

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>>33001539
I like to imagine scenarios where the heroes barge in at inconvenient times while the wife is out as well as repeat attempts because are you really an evil overlord if you don't constantly cause heroes to try and stop you?
>WE ARE HERE TO SLAY THE DRAGON AND RESCUE YOU
>She is out hunting, come back in a few hours and she may humor you, don't touch the gold pile or any other part of the hoard if you don't feel like getting hurled from the mountain peak to get grabbed by a wyvern or something, no I'm not leaving, no you can't convince me you guys are like the fourth party of heroes this month, and yes I count as part of the hoard so no kidnapping attempts unless you want to get thrown from the peak yadda yadda, and I really hope you guys didn't kick in the door this time

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A reminder that if your waifu is over a thousand years old, then she was most likely a dude at one point or another and thus you are screwing an alp.

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She sees your ___.

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Stupid, sweaty,smelly dragon.

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>>17207194
>"You want sum tail?"

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