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>> No.43148667 [View]
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>into kigus
>not into dicks
god gave me the toughest battle

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>>39304915
it's a sad reality
sometimes i wish someone had the balls to start a nuclear apocalypse so that this world could hopefully be free from such insanity

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>>37516319
>>37526923
lads, i dont know what to do, i have a loving gf but she just cant compete, honestly id rather buy and fuck one of these alone in my dark room than having to deal with my gf, what the fuck is wrong with me

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>>35189754
this
like one day, the hate and anger both sides have let run in them will start to rot them inside out
why can't this whole war of shit just stop?
i'm tired of hating shit because it invades another community i feel like i'm a part of
because hating and holding grudges for too long will only eat me up from the inside
when will this stop and both sides can just stay away from each other?
just when will this seemingly never ending war of shit end?

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>got enough cubes to do a 10 pull on super FES banner on jp server
>decided to se the whole animation if i get anything worth it
>see a rainbow cube once
>the pull was yet another 10 SC pull
god fucking dammit
and i thought i have gotten her

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i swear event SC drop rate is just pure untainted aids
like i have practically cleared all the shop except SP and money and gotten all the jackpot from the lottery and STILL none of the SC farmable on the event

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why won't this fucking maid just drop the cards already
god fucking dammit

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>daily prayer
>rainbow
>got a fucking slut
god fucking dammit
if i could just get yuyuko from that i would have saved SO much cubes for the banners that will come soon

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all this hate and just general shittiness kills me inside
like when will this whole parade of shit end?
will it ever end?
i just want to see less seething hatred on both sides
is that too much to ask?

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>>34419122
>>34419565
why must you be here again?
like god please i'm begging you all just go to >>>/vt/
why won't y'all just understand

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is it even possible to find a pirated (or free) book on japanese history in japanese on the internet?
their websites and video lectures are crap, they assume I'm a japanese high schooler cramming for exams

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>rearranging memberships due to falling off on watching some Holos
>check twitter
>Noel's roommate saying her boobs might be M cup now
GOD, WHY MUST YOU TEST ME SO

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Walfas hasn't been updated since 2015…

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I won't sleep today, will I, Mori?

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>>30889137
Fucking hell...

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I've taken monday off, Morichama...
why do you test us so

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please, Mori...
release a song...
I need my fix, my veins are dry after last month...

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>>29950397
>be a young japanese student
>our english teacher is a foreigner
>she's 10/10 smoking hot but incredibly cringey trying to be relatable and hip with us
>feel bad for her since shes hard working and just trying to make learning fun, but the students tease her a lot
>read online that in the west it's normal to give your teacher a red apple as a sign of gratitude
>sneak into her classroom before anyone else is in
>put a red apple on her desk
>"Yo little guy is that a red apple?! Yooo shout out to my man over here anon for the FAT aka apple!"
>heart jumps out of my chest, fall over in surprise and fear
>my teacher is suddenly at the door, which i could've sworn i had closed
>"Can't thank you enough, dude, this is totally 'poggers' as they say."
>what is she fucking talking about
>i want to leave but she's blocking the only exit
>"Let 'your boy' give you a thank you toot man!"
>a what
>"Big ups to anon-chan over here!!"
>she walks up to me
>she's incredibly fast, covers the distance in seconds
>i'm cornered
>one of her hands pins down both my wrists, the other starts pulling up my uniform shirt
>i'm scared and confused so i start crying
>"It's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine..."
>i don't know if she's talking to me or herself
>she starts fondling my chest and kissing my neck
>can't help but moan, even if i know it's wrong
>"That moan was 'hountou sekushi' my guy!"
>pray that someone walks in and stops her
>she drops to her knees and starts fiddling with my pants
>pulls them down, i feel so ashamed at how hard i am
>she pulls out a recorder from her skirt and plays a painful note on it
>i'm pretty sure that's school property
>puts the end of the recorder on the tip of my dick
>"Thank you! *toot*
>cum instantly
i fucking hate this woman

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>>29931798

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I've been membered since day one and this is the thanks I get...

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>>29747146
probably not enough to make up for lost memberships as people ditch when there's no member streams this month

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>>29388343
I just want to start a family with Gura where we attend church every sunday, do gardening together and she teaches our 4 kids to sing and play instruments

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>3rd (THIRD) Gura Karaoke
>still didn't get a second Mori one
I don't have a face tired enough to post this with so I'll just use a sad wojak

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>be a young japanese student
>our english teacher is a foreigner
>she's 10/10 smoking hot but incredibly cringey trying to be relatable and hip with us
>feel bad for her since shes hard working and just trying to make learning fun, but the students tease her a lot
>read online that in the west it's normal to give your teacher a red apple as a sign of gratitude
>sneak into her classroom before anyone else is in
>put a red apple on her desk
>"Yo little guy is that a red apple?! Yooo shout out to my man over here anon for the FAT aka apple!"
>heart jumps out of my chest, fall over in surprise and fear
>my teacher is suddenly at the door, which i could've sworn i had closed
>"Can't thank you enough, dude, this is totally 'poggers' as they say."
>what is she fucking talking about
>i want to leave but she's blocking the only exit
>"Let 'your boy' give you a thank you toot man!"
>a what
>"Big ups to anon-chan over here!!"
>she walks up to me
>she's incredibly fast, covers the distance in seconds
>i'm cornered
>one of her hands pins down both my wrists, the other starts pulling up my uniform shirt
>i'm scared and confused so i start crying
>"It's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine..."
>i don't know if she's talking to me or herself
>she starts fondling my chest and kissing my neck
>can't help but moan, even if i know it's wrong
>"That moan was 'hountou sekushi' my guy!"
>pray that someone walks in and stops her
>she drops to her knees and starts fiddling with my pants
>pulls them down, i feel so ashamed at how hard i am
>she pulls out a recorder from her skirt and plays a painful note on it
>i'm pretty sure that's school property
>puts the end of the recorder on the tip of my dick
>"Thank you! *toot*
>cum instantly
i fucking hate this woman

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