/jp/ - Otaku Culture

If you are not intensely attracted to her, there is something very wrong with you.
Being gay counts as something wrong.

>>43598736
Short little ayayayayaya segment, since it'd be funnier allowing you to imagine what happened instead of me telling you everything.
Also, it's the best way I could think of to set everything up for the future. Hag insanity arc here we come!

By the time the pub had closed, you had already blacked out.
The chaos that had ensued once Meiling procured and paid for some imported Mexican spirits was, frankly. legendary.
It had started with a simple toast to your new life (Although you knew that was really just an excuse for Meiling to have some fun), but quickly escalated to a huge drinking contest,
involving everyone in the pup, and a few people that joined in later.
At some point, you lost track of the sheer quantity of alcohol consumed, only knowing that the lady with a bowl on her head didn't seem too much different at the end of the night than at the start.
The morning, when it came, greeted you with a painful reminder of your humanity, and some hollow promises to your liver.
Sakuya, when she came later that evening, was none too happy at the state of her coworker and scolded you roughly.
But at the same time, far off in the distance on the side of a tall mountain, a different sort of excitement filled a room.

A raven-haired girl hung up her jacket, dashing inside to finish her work. She didn't even bother taking her shoes off in her haste, and practically hopped into a chair sitting in front of a well-used typewriter.
Said girl had more than a little about her that was somehow a little avian, her features were a little sharper than most human's, she had a habit of perching on one foot sometimes;
But at the forefront of this wasn't anything physical, but rather her mind was entirely different than that of a human's.
Specifically, Aya was a Tengu. A crow Tengu, and one that had just picked up her latest scoop, one that would put the Bunbunmaru in it's rightful place at the forefront of Gensokyan society,
and not just as a convenient source of paper.
No, *this* issue would be read by *everyone*, she thought.

>"Let's see what we have this time..."
>"First, mysterious explosion at the Hakurei barrier, cause unknown, that can be... "Gap youkai makes deal with the Kappa, destroys landscape", nothing wrong with that."

Aya was never one to let a perfectly good story go to waste, even when she maybe didn't have all that much more than other people yet.
Nothing a little 'artistic embelleshment' couldn't rectify, though. A girl needs to make a living, after all.

>"Second, midnight party in the Village... Started by the lazy gatekeeper, the Oni, and...?"

Her face was parted by a frown, noticing something she hadn't before.
She felt utterly stupid for not having realized further, as she could have 'interviewed' all those that she was interested in to her heart's content, before they all dispersed at sunrise.

>"What's Kourin doing there?"
>"I thought he never left that shop of his except to buy groceries and to sift through Muenzuka?"

She inspected her photographs more closely, looking past the very active looking Meiling featuring in most of them.
A familiar face looks back at her in nearly as many, but since she was planning to write her latest scoop only on the nightlife of the Mansion's red guard, she hadn't paid attention to the background all that often.
She can't quite put her finger on who it is for a moment, but the man is clearly somone she should know about, even if she had never spoken with him.
Such a job is the one of a Tengu's prized notepad, filled to the very brim with useless information about just about anything half-worth writing down.

>"The new Flower Shop merchant? No, he's too tall..."
>"Blacksmith? Too scrawny..."

Aya compares some of the photos she took of the party to a quick description in her notebook, mentally striking off ones that don't match.
Finally, she finds a match.

>"The new apprentice at Kourindou!?!"
>"So THAT's why Kourin was there!"

She digs around in her makeshift office for a set of notes, and sifts through them.
Not much in Gensokyo happens without Aya's eventual knowledge, since information of all kinds is held in high regard by the Tengu.
And information about the strange new Outsider that had managed to walk into the village from the side of the Youkai Forest? That was filed away especially for a day like this.
Kakashi Spirit News had beaten her to it in announcing to the world (that bothered to listen) about the mere existence of a foreigner in Gensokyo, at least one that hadn't been eaten yet,
but Bunbunmaru would be the one to document what dear Anon-kun had been up to since.
And oh, what he had been doing since!

>"Anon~! Oh, do you not want to be a celebrity Ano~on! Well, too~ bad!"

With rapid keystrokes, Aya types out a rather unusually engaging edition, motivated by her interest,
and not in the slightest bit because she didn't have to make anything too outlandish up, since that party really had been something else...

>>43549875
I will give her chicks

>>43276535
Aya looking very kissable there.