/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Someone I hated was bugging me, I strapped a gas mask on him and pumped CO2 into it while he kept talking shit saying I wouldn't kill him until he went unconscious, and I didn't kill him. I left him at a hospital then came back to see my stuff's been thrown out, a guy is carrying a wad of shit and I see behind him a wad of shit on my bed as I say to him "yeah, I didn't kill that guy" "Oh."
I'm collecting some things that are left over, someone brings over a highschool exercise book that I had written "RYUJIN IS KING" on the cover of, which made me a bit embarrassed.
In a huge room, there's an "drawing" I made as a tribute to Ryujin, which was an actual waterfall in the room, like pic related but shorter and wider, orange sandstone. I'm in audience as one faggot commentates on it, he says it's alright but nitpicks some stones underneath the waterflow, then waves the mouse around the top and to the left saying "I don't see Darwin..." He then keeps making lame nitpick jokes, I think "aw, it's okay, if this were QI there'd be a laugh track to get the audience to laugh for you" though he manages to get someone to laugh a little just after. There's a ginger kid who puts up his hand and the faggot keeps talking for a bit for eventually saying "alright, what is it?" Ginger kid says "yeah, first one to the top, wins" as he gets out of his seat and starts running over to the waterfall, faggot goes "ah..." like he'd want to win but he's too lazy to move. The ginger kid goes up to the top and pumps his arms up like he's won. I'm walking off from the room along a river the flowed from the waterfall, the ginger comes over and I say "maybe Ryujin's finally going to make you a man" he says "hey, don't joke" I say "no really, I saw some crimson bones washed up in the river" which gets a laugh.

I make my way across a giant sandstone great wall, though parts of it were collapsing from earthquakes caused by an angry god. I've got Aldrich Faithful covenant on and get summoned.
I come to a place like this crude sketch https://files.catbox.moe/rxwc3e.png I went under the arch where there was a little kiwi walking around. I thought it was unusual to see so many invaders just chilling out. I come back and see there's a stairway now, going up it leads to a room that's the entrance to the Hakurei Shine. There's a little girl who shows up, saying she wants to go back in times so she needs to go to the shrine, a guy tells her "go under the arch with the young kiwi, then up the stairs into the room." Me and the girl go into the room https://files.catbox.moe/s7o0rq.png I recognise it as the back of the boat with a black tarp covering it. There's a couple of big dead beetles on the ground. I go up to the tarp and see a zipper, when I pull it up it turns out to be a pocket with a huge black spider in it, then I notice a golden orb weaver and a bunch of smaller spiders skittering off to the right. We go back to that guy and ask about this. He comes with us and points out a zipper at the top, reaching up past the spiders and shit to grab it as I think "wait, I want to be the one to face the Dragon" but he lets go without unzipping it. I ask why all the stuff surround it is so..."ugh" and he says "that's what this world's like isn't it?"

I destroy a demon which drops a little green crystal fragment, I add it to a jewel I had that was nearly whole except for a little pupil indent but it started glowing green and a green dragon that had called itself the demiurge was unsealed. I say to someone "hey, he's like me, calling himself the demiurge." The dragon flies up into the sky as me and others board it and start singing a hammy "Ride the Dragon!" song inviting people to join us. The ginger kid is near behind me and he sings Japanese back-up vocals for me but I find it annoying and gross so I sing "the ginger kid from school, he finally became a man, ride the dragon!" then he says "I'm going to fucking kill you."