/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>34339908
She saw the ad

>>34284962
>>34284963
its another
>fubuki does a random announcement and it turns out to be her shilling some shit she's involved in stream
Don't fall for it newfags stay frosty in your current streams

Comet love.

>>31166522
It's from the first episode of Generation Kill, anon.

>>29628293
I love these GK post

>>29301658
If I hadn't been here since the begning, could I have cobbled together this shitpost from the before times?

>>28707131
My webm for retards has been refusing to render the episodes/subtitles. I've been given more dialogue to use in the threads, but the program refuses to cooperate, even after reinstalls.
I'm looking into using shotcut, but baking in the subs is really hard compared to webms4bakas.

>>28603558
Im still waiting for anon to get off his ass and make more of these

>>28453993

*Miko walks up to Suisei and the gang*
"Masaka Kami-sama. Are we that desperate for talent that we're clearing out the sick, the lame, the weebs?"
*Ohayos and greetings*
"How the fuck did you find us?"
"I came up with HoloEN."
"Shit the fucking gaijins dude?"
"Suisei, you're not gonna believe it. It has been madness since Day 1."
"What happened to your sickness and your hospital visits?"
"Yeah rocking the fucking side pipe with some Nurse hotties."
"Fuck that, I ain't had a video since July, I had to get some. But I seriously would not have jumped ship if it meant rolling with HoloEN."
"What. Clusterfuck?"
"They're off the hook! Dude, they don't speak any Japanese! Or games. They'll pull a zatsudan stream just to eat. And then they got to rollin in to these channels and doing these shows of force, you know, High Spec shit for fun. Like this one time, swear to god, they thought it'd be funny, to like all this lewd fanart. Like tentacle rape, used panties and shit, show little Americans what we're streaming for. This old /jp/fag comes storming out, starts screaming at our interpreter about how we're fucking up their culture, or some dumb shit right? And he's super fucking pissed, the oldfag starts to shitpost! HoloEN fucking freaks, they lob like 26 threads, they fuck up the whole board."
"Bullfuckingshit."
"Meidos saw the whole fucking thing."
"What?"
"THE Meidos?"
"Meidos fucking were standing there, with a janny crew from /v/. Splitting the whole fucking thread like it was a general thread on /vg/. These HoloEN fucks are like failed Twitch thots, professional artists, HoloJP rejects, and fucking meme streamers, you know what I mean? And they're lead by this wigger girl who is like, a nobody or some shit, in the Japanese underground rap scene, I swear to GOD, this motherfucker has got Japanenglish in her songs."
"This is so colossally retarded, I can't even say anything about it."
"Yagoo knows. He's been ducking us on the comms for the past couple weeks. But they're here now Suisei. And they're rollin with you."
"No fucking way, we're working with gaijins?"
*Excuse my Rudeness but could you please RIP in the distance* HoloEN rolls through speaking English. People cheer
"Check it out, if I'm lying I'm dying."
"Oh THAT'S a real VTuber."

Since it's been brought up and I know we have some newfags, open wide.
https://youtu.be/jEP-paRxWKA
It's translated so even EOPs can understand it. Here's Coco talking to Aqua after she was being harassed by some Antis. It was a nothingburger, basically Aqua was playing Smash with some viewers and then some pro came on. Aqua got excited and wanted to play a match with him so they did and Antis got mad that he "skipped in line" basically.

*Miko walks up to Suisei and the gang*
"Masaka Kami-sama. Are we that desperate for talent that we're clearing out the sick, the lame, the weebs?"
*Ohayos and greetings*
"How the fuck did you find us?"
"I came up with HoloEN."
"Shit the fucking gaijins dude?"
"Suisei, you're not gonna believe it. It has been madness since Day 1."
"What happened to your sickness and your hospital visits?"
"Yeah rocking the fucking side pipe with some Nurse hotties."
"Fuck that, I ain't had a video since July, I had to get some. But I seriously would not have jumped ship if it meant rolling with HoloEN."
"What. Clusterfuck?"
"They're off the hook! Dude, they don't speak any Japanese! Or games. They'll pull a zatsudan stream just to eat. And then they got to rollin in to these channels and doing these shows of force, you know, High Spec shit for fun. Like this one time, swear to god, they thought it'd be funny, to like all this lewd fanart. Like tentacle rape, used panties and shit, show little Americans what we're streaming for. This old /jp/fag comes storming out, starts screaming at our interpreter about how we're fucking up their culture, or some dumb shit right? And he's super fucking pissed, the oldfag starts to shitpost! HoloEN fucking freaks, they lob like 26 threads, they fuck up the whole board."
"Bullfuckingshit."
"Meidos saw the whole fucking thing."
"What?"
"THE Meidos?"
"Meidos fucking were standing there, with a janny crew from /v/. Splitting the whole fucking thread like it was a general thread on /vg/. These HoloEN fucks are like failed Twitch thots, professional artists, HoloJP rejects, and fucking meme streamers, you know what I mean? And they're lead by this wigger girl who is like, a nobody or some shit, in the Japanese underground rap scene, I swear to GOD, this motherfucker has got Japanenglish in her songs."
"This is so colossally retarded, I can't even say anything about it."
"Yagoo knows. He's been ducking us on the comms for the past couple weeks. But they're here now Suisei. And they're rollin with you."
"No fucking way, we're working with gaijins?"
*Excuse my Rudeness but could you please RIP in the distance* HoloEN rolls through speaking English. People cheer
"Check it out, if I'm lying I'm dying."
"Oh THAT'S a real VTuber."

>>25958983

>>25697214
>>25697420
>>25697454
"I'm just saying I'm surprised is all Coco. I mean aren't you surprised?"
"Shut the fuck up."
"I mean...I'm betting that she was thinking that she could just, you know, leave a fully loaded model laying around, just like you could anywhere in Nijisanji you know? I mean you put your unfiltered opinions in Twitter or NND, I mean, your shit's gonna stay there guaranteed when you reincarnate as a Hololive with your name all changed and shit right? I mean seriously Holmes, why would our Anti brethren WANT 400 quotes about sex, corporate practices, and misgivings about the industry, I mean it just doesn't make any sense! Oh wait, you know they could be using all those screenshots for like a giant debut celebration! What do you think Coco?"
"I think it's time for you to shut the fuck up."

>>25689800
thank

>>25674240
>she'll never see my, frankly, absolutle nonsense Generation Kill x Hololive shitsub mashups
Thank christ she'll never come to this place.

>>25137031
Ours are extremely niche and only for a handful of people at best.