/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>10748102

Remember that time in Atlanta when you shot like 15 different colors in my anus at the airport, and I went around farting it out casually on old people for the rest of the week?

That was such a lovely vacation, sweetie.

>>10212751
>Oral sucks though.

You still think that sort of behavior is isolated to Japan, how cute.

I'm working on it OP. I actually woke up at 7 and walked 6 miles before noon.

>>10093536

I want to wear one and snuggle with you in your Koala pajamas, OP. We could masturbate each other and drink tea and eat cake while staying up late. We would giggle and roll around on your bed when your mom pounded on the door and told us to be quiet.

Any other bowel movement otaku here?

My favorite bowel movement is when the poop is really big, but it still comes out smoothly and there's no leftovers that need to be wiped up.

/jp/ you're my favorite board.

>>9661819