/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>have really bad farts and constipation for ages and ages
>very fat so any farts sound super loud as my cheeks osscilate against each other
>realise that if i can get the gas out of my ass without it passing my cheeks everything will be fine
>connect mcdonalds straws together and make a pipe out of them, taping the seems
>put one end into my ass to releive pressure
>other end goes into a fanny pack i wore that contains several air filters
>all goes well, the filters work well enough, the smell and sound of my farts go
>have mexican for lunch, feel the gas build up. no fear however, my filtration system will save me
>get into lessons and start farting a lot, my filtration system starts to fail
>open it up and start to replace the activated carbon inside and the water percolator from my water bottle
>teacher sees me and asks what im doing
>i say nothing, she comes over anyway
>desperately try to hide my filtration system, accidently breaking the intake pipe from my ass
> just as she comes over my stomach rumbles and i begin to squirt liquid shit
>it goes up the pipe and causes it spray all over the teacher
>shitting mcdonalds straw pipe is spraying shit everywhere, flying around from the pressure of my shit mixed with farts going through while i try to grab it
>try to run out class, but my legs have gone dead sitting there
>fall over at the front of class and slowly crawl out as everyone stares at me horrified as i leave a trail of shit
>am expelled from school, the teacher caugh some disease from my shit apparently

What is with all these shitty threads on the front page, make some good threads. I will delete this thread in a bit.

>>6850869
im not trying to start a key fight, but the only time i felt sad in clannad was ALL the parts with the mcs father and also ( even though it was random as hell) the teacher ending, somehow they got me crying for a old man in 30 seconds. I dont know why but when it come too old depressing men, i start to get depressed.

/jp/ do have friends but you wish you had friends that liked the stuff you liked ,so you can talk with them about it? i only have two friends that really are into anime, only one that likes vns, but the vn friend moved away so i really don't have anybody expect you guys and a bunch of /v/ related real friends.. I thought it would be easy to make some pals in collage but that was just a delusion. I forgot my hobbies are not normal for a second, i guess i should be happy with the /v/ loser friends that i always had.

I heard moots trolling and he gonna remove other boards, get ready to say goodbye guys..

The only sad part out of the whole show.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXVEuiSYAGk

what are we gonna do now? now we have 15 pages of shit and no maid to clean it?

/jp/ , Im doing after story in clannad but i cant get too ibuki fukos and ibuki koukos arc at the end of the first week. it just goes too the illusionary world and goes too the menu, I got all the lights in after story so far, so im kinda at a dead end. unless i need too get furukawa akios light then get ibuki fukos and ibuki koukos light.