/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>43766801
>Of course, you can't exit reality if your brains were scattered all over the Hakurei Shrine tatami mat at midnight
you'd be gapped away before you reach her and deposited unarmed in front of a hungry rumia
>You can't stop time if I unload a pistol into the back of your head while you buy tea for your mistress.
everyone in the human village would instantly notice the out of place, fidgety outsider creeping around the market place, including the perfect maid. She'd discover your weapons and put 2 and 2 together with how you've been staring at her and decide you wouldn't be missed. Your time in Gensokyo would end with you hogtied and carried back to the SDM as a bonus bit of groceries.
>No point pulling about the mini-hakkero as I riddle you with SMG fire whilst dressed as a garbage bag.
technically possible but I doubt your ability to acquire even a garbage bag, let alone an smg and ammo, in Gensokyo before becoming youkai chow
getting your ammo blessed by a Southern pastor in Gensokyo most unrealistic part of your plan, you'd have to become an ordained minister before entering and do it yourself
and lastly:
>But they are tough pieces of work, with unique abs
I want to lick Meiling's unique abs