/jp/ - Otaku Culture

"if you go out at night, make sure to bring food with you to bribe local Youkai", is what they told me. What they failed to specify is that if you give a Youkai a piece of jerky, they'll probably come to like you, and if they come to like you, they'll seek you out even when it's not dark, and if they start following you around during the day, then other people will start keeping their distance from you, and other people start keeping their distance from you, you'll have a tough time finding a wife, and since the only woman who stays around you will be that Youkai you bribed with meat...
I guess it isn't so bad, other Youkai don't want to eat me now afterall, but now I have to fuss over her so she doesn't accidentally slam into a tree and make our child stupid.

>>43815566
Get a job and start commissioning some, make your dreams a reality

>>41851808
Brave man.

starting a family with Rumia!

At least it will give you purpose
You can either die in your room alone and have your flesh rot in the ground or you can end up in a cute youkai's tummy and make her very happy and be a part of her forever

Someone knocked up Rumia already.