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Touhou No, seriously.

>>8142143
By that logic you should also stop buying that food that is sold by those money smuggling profiteers.

>>8142078
Mugen, what about this:
You get raped by the one with glasses WHILE you rape the other and then the one you raped rapes the other to avenge you, I'd buy that, you have my word.

Imagine you woke up one morning and you couldn't find the knob of the door, then you realize theres no door, you take a deep breath and proceed to look around and realize you are in a place where you ahve never been before, you think you must be sick or dreaming, theres a mirror, you put yourself in front of it and see a tall blonde in black underwear looking back at you, then you realize she's looking at where your penis should be, and then you look down, there's no penis there, you look back at the mirror, but there's no mirror, then you look back down and where your penis should be there's a small ~40 years old man in a chef outfit looking back at you, smiling, he doesn't move he just stays there smiling back at you while he is your penis, then you look back at your front and there's a mirror again, and you see in it the image of the chef, and then you realize the one who was looking at the penis wasnot you but him, do you realize at who was he looking? at you, and do you realize who are you?

You are the penis, the penis of the chef.