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Ninjas are dorks and should be treated as such

Kunoichis would be horrible for a man with low self-esteem. Imagine finally getting a girlfriend and hitting it off really well only for her to just be gone the morning after with all traces of her completely missing and she didn't even leave a note. It'd be just soul crushing honestly, I'd probably loudly state that I'm never going near a monster ever again while ignoring the suspicious flustered noises coming from the attic.

>>42316814
What's wrong with that? You saying you got a problem with dorks?

>>39734319
All according to plan...
Her fault for not making the first move.

It's a shame how little art Kunoichis get. I fukken love the ninja demons.

Clumsy ninjas!

>>35797642
>monster tries to seduce Anon
>fails every time in a ridiculous way
would you comfort a dumb seducer or bully her?

>>35370616
dummy ninjas are cute!

If your ninja was a dummy, would you bully her? or help and encourage her?

If a monster is clumsy and can't seduce you right, would you be supportive and encourage her? or bully her?

would you help a monster claim you if she's a little dumb and cant do it right? or bully her?

>be teacher at MGC High
>go in early to set up class before students arrive
>when you get to door, you hear a familiar voice from the other side making grunting sounds
>must be that shortstack kunoichi who is always trying to assassinate you
>this will be the 47th time you've had to tell her not to set traps in class
>when you turn the nob, you hear her yelp and a series of ropes and pullies going taut
>you open the door to find her suspended in her own rope trap in a very...compromising position
>her arms are bound across her torso so that her breasts are squeezed together, one rope is gagging her through her mask, and she's spread eagle so her panties are showing (oh, they're bear print)
>you can just barely make out her pleas for help and quickly go to work untying her
>once free, she looks extremely embarrassed and on the verge of tears
>you know what will happen if you try to cheer her up, but you can't bear to see your student like this so you pat her on the head and tell her she did her best
>oh god, now she has that glimmer in her eyes that means she's going to try again later

I want to be followed around by an incompetent kunoichi
>you can see if she's hiding behind something because her large breasts and butt stick out like a sore thumb
>she accidentally gets caught in rope traps she is setting up, winding up bound in shibari style knots
>her smoke bombs tend to explode before she throws them, leaving her disoriented rather than letting her escape
>when she mixes poisons(aphrodisiacs) to use on you, she ends up spilling it on herself, forcing her to masturbate until it's out of her system
>her demon silver shuriken and kunai usually miss their intented target and ricochet back at her, cutting her clothes in lewd places

>>19186088
I'll tell her i love her before she can do anything

Ninjas are weird
Still, I want to see a kunoichi trying to blend in

>"NINJA VAN-Ah shit!"
Incompetent kunoichi is best kunoichi