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Reminder that Mori is a professional musician.

MY DICKS NOT BIG

deadbraps, this one's for us...

Wow I doubt anyone cares but I'm glad Mori is streaming at a regular hour for me today, I'm excited.

I can work with this, i'm whipping it out now /hlgg/.

>Halloween night
>giving out candy to the kids who come to my door
>some teenager shows up with a grim reaper costume
>obviously way too old for this but whatever
>give her a handful of candy
>she pulls back her hood and gives me a look of total ecstasy
>oh shit it's Mori Calliope
>"Dude, what the hell!? BIG UPS for the MAD snickers bar. Oh my god, I am losing my shit right now!"
>She starts kicking over all my Halloween decorations
>All the other kids in the neighbourhood gather and stare at the spectacle
>Awkwardly say you're welcome and try closing my door
>She barges inside and starts throwing my furniture around
>"Seriously dude, what the fuck was that?! I'm grateful but like, WOW dude! That's MAD generous of you!? Where do you even GET this candy?"
>Tell her it's really no problem and politely ask her to leave
>She responds by badly playing some kind of woodwind instrument
>Not sure where she even got it
>Call the Canadian police and they arrive to take her away
>They haul her off in handcuffs while she shouts "You pussyboys better give me my phone call!"
>Finally think things are over and begin cleaning up the mess she made
>The phone rings

>ame's chat spamming pog

>>29129988
THEY THINK I'M SOME WIGGER WHO TRIES TO BE BLACK CUZ I TALK WITH AN ACCENT

I LOVE THIS RETARDED REAPER

AYO MARY DAVIS

can't wait for the antichama to count all the akasupas Mori thanked in this collab

>>28603566
That's very cool and imma let you finish but I need to give BIG UPS to the best AKASUPA of ALL TIME!