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"Apparently something happened in Gensokyo that left Doremy ten times more depressed than before. Not even Goku SSJB + Ultra Instinct could defeat such depression… I wonder what happened, all I have are mumblings about a party, an uncouth statue, and a traumatized girl. Skepticism comes easily: whatever happened couldn't have been that bad, right? So I'll just check her diary about recent events and see for myself what's all this about."
-- Sagume.

last time in the HSE:
>Anon is cool;
>Hana is not. Suffering comes in batches, and her happy birthday party just got nuked by Yukari to the point she has a meltdown. Poor girl;
>Yukari nukes Hana's party and brings her autism in full force in the form of a massive lewd statue and """facts""", tearing apart the emotioanal Jobber Squad and making them feel the taste of their namesake;
>Reimu gets convinced by a distressed Aya to crash the party and save Hana from Yukari and her infinite retardness;
>The Jobber Squad, as a cohesive unit, jobbs espetacularly to Yukari, damaging their relationship with Hana and playing right on Yukari's hand. Their only hope is the 'Mu;
>Aya does her first stealth mission with D-Doll support. Goes well, though she almost kills her babies twice. Some things never change;
>Ran has seggs, then wakes up the next day magically forgetting her morning pill. Dumb fox… Goes to do her job and, after making sure preparations for the Solstice are on their way, goes to check on the HSE's allies. Yachie and Biten are cool, the first was reading lewds in bed and the second called her dad to fight in the slugfest that'll be the finale. Then, Ran goes to Flandre, which is playing RPG with Chen and Sakuya. Gets too real and they destroy Flan's bedroom, but after 2 days of slave work in time-stop, Sakuya fixes everything. Thanks, Sakuya~!
>Tewi saves the party, though also saves herself from the consequences of gifting a 17-years-old a lingerie for her birthday in front of her many powerful mothers. Rabbit stew for dinner~!
>Patchy and Meiling have a cryptic talk with Hata no Sekai where she shows she has the best and worst of her parents: Yukari's paranoia and Anon's kindness. Her funny antics end up with Patchy obssessed with returning to the place Sekai 'lives' in whie Meiling just want to leave the HSE altogether;
>Seija has an Oppenheimer dream involving dubious suicide bombers, then she and her husband-wife go meet Yuuka, somehow survive the encounter and get the Flower Master to consider a position of childcare worker. They talk then to Yukari about the Onikirimaru 2.0v, something something faith, something something the sword becoming a real being through faith; but they also decide the name for one of their kids: Oiwa, the name of a vengeful spirit. Very cute!… Then, of course, to balance it Goro crossdresses yet again, flits with lesbians and gets good information or whatever excuses he's making nowadays to put on the Yukari glow up;
>Ruukoto and Tene are deep in important conversations when Rikako stops them. Very rude! >:(
>Takane is dealing with Yakumo's very unhealthy work schedules and conditions, though the payment is very good! Gets a letter from the Jobbing Duo and decides to go to Kogasa;
>Shinki considers dive bombing the Gensokyan equivalent of a nuclear waste dump. Sariel saves her from her retardness… But not completely, as seen that they're tampering with the sword in the lake.
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Partied too hard edition
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This thread is for the spinoffs of the spinoffs of a fan work, read below to catch up.
OG work here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43718466/chapters/109935363
Read Hana's story here:
>“Hana Hakurei is the daughter of Reimu Hakurei and her husband, Anon. As the future protector of Gensokyo, Hana was never going to have a normal life, but it was worse than it should have been.”
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52050766/chapters/131634781
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previous thread: >>45586295