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>>44926739
Her stupid face follows me everywhere. Why is she so smug? What forbidden eldritch secreats does her mind hold?

>>42405031
>post a message on town bulletin board
>"Kikimoras are the BEST maid and I challenge any other species who thinks they're better to a maid tryout"
If there's a shog, she won't be able to resist

Reminder, shogs are invaluable on terraforming missions.

>>39672466
Can she replace my entire respiratory system and annihilate my allergies forever?

>>39330437
>shog takes careful note of mastah's boob preferences, watching his browsing habits and how he physically reacts to different types
>every day she adjusts their size, shape and texture a little more to be absolutely perfect
>she settles on a soft, squishy bust with a healthy heft and jiggle, conforming perfectly to mastah's hands
>slowly adjusts the nips until every tiny detail is perfect, right down to taste
>when she discovers what inverted nipples are she starts changing over to them regularly to entice mastah to give them a try
>whenever he lies down on their shoghouse's furniture the pillows turn into a copy of the perfect breasts, cradling his head to sleep
>she then moves on to meticulously researching hips, thighs and asses so she can provide the best possible lap pillows

Wait, since shogs really get off to having their slime used and eaten, does this mean their entire bodies are an erogenous zone?

>>39279895
You'll get over it.

>>38817438
What are you discriminating against poor shog for.

>>38628046
I really want to snog my Shog.

>>38493366
>They will find Loli, daughterufucking, actualy loving females
Sounds pretty fun.

If you marry a Shoggoth or a Mindflayer, or any of the abyssals really, would you become immortal?

Shog is so happy about her debut!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ti231UvSvfQ

>>37689569
>Remember that Shoggoths rank pretty low among lovecraftian beings when it comes to power.
Unfortunately. But they can still be spooky. When are we going to get some higher up the chain eldritch monstergirls?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUywXnE9VEY

>>35724614
Push through into negative sanity and it won't affect you anymore.

>>35207386
>Mom always told me to work smarter, not harder.

>>34928904
>"Is something wrong with the bed, master?"
>"It would be better if I had someone to share it with"

Whoever came up with World of Shogcraft, thank you for the amazing idea

Is there WifeHammer 40k in MGE?

>In the Far Future
>The is only Love

Shog is obv Khaos, who represents the Imperium?

>>32994601
>Formerly Kiki's

>Furthermore, it is said that the reason they fled from their mistresses is probably not because they were unsatisfied with their employment, but because they become envious from seeing the demons of chaos become one with their husbands and wished to acquire husbands of their own.

If that isn't love, I don't know what is.

>>32563862
That's okay, they can come inside.

>>21879604
shoggoths create a pocket dimension inside your balls where endless masses of semen are in and when you cum, large sprays of semen fire out of your cock hole from the semen dimension for your harem to dine on.

Ymg' ah'mglw'nafh ahnah n'gha! ymg' epgoka orr'enah bthnkor if mgng llll n'ghftyar, Uh'eog! Yog nafl'fhtagn fahf fhtagn fhtagn ye'bthnk l' ymg' ahor ah llll mggoka'ai fahff cahf kadishtu! Yog mgepulnah! Uh'eog ot n'ghftyar! MANA-YOOD-SUSHAI! Ph'nilgh'ri! nilgh'ri kadishtu ng nilgh'ri lllln'gha! Azathoth!
Ah'kn'a ng ymg' ahor mgep!

Friendly reminder to always impregnate your MG no matter how many you are married to!