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>>43023344
Breathfag is not an individual, it is a state of being. I want to feel lava golem's hot breath on my face!

>>38101043
Hey

>>37516064
We have that

>>28197939
Sure it does, just like how lava girls are immune to lava.

Why are lava golems so hot?

>Cooking on a hellhound
>Not cooking on a lava golem or ignis
I bet y'all don't even sear your steaks

>>22123678
We can go hotter.

>>21871989

>it's 30 Celsius outside
Sacrifice virgins to the volcanoes already.

>>21636391
They call me Heat Miser
Whatever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
I'm too much!

>>20591043
It won't hurt a bit.

>>20282116

I'm trying to figure out the physics of shagging a lava golem. Her body is, as a ballpark estimate, 150% more dense than your dick, so this might make thrusting a bit challenging even if her viscosity is low.

>>19445999
>Height of summer, get a massive heat wave
>Temperatures in the triple digit in the shade
>Sidewalks getting so hot you could cook a humpty on them
>Lava Golem is walking around your house in a sweater and beanie
>Complains that it's freezing, turns up the thermostat

>>18865505
>Y-you look hot so maybe you should take off your shirt...

>>16805683
Nani?

>>16636228
>even the Vatican, notorious for being slower than molasses in January, was able to produce a papal decree allowing for Catholics to marry monsters who converted
My mother will be thrilled, also, kek.

This was great! A couple parts where the dialogue got a bit repetitive and could do with a mix-up of phrasing or two but informative and extremely fun. Now I gotta decide who's best girl.

I do like that different Lava Golems from different locales are sort of presented differently. Keep up the great work!

>>16620589
Hey! Occupied!

>>16524911
For as pants-shittingly terrifying as lava can be, I can't deny that it's almost mesmerizing to watch. I'd probably get caught staring way to hard at a lava golem, just looking at everything, flow, ooze, cool, harden, melt, and bubble up.

>>15457408
>Lava golem rape
When did this happen?! I demand links!

>>14591336
>>14591356
Can't you sods make this discussion monstergirl related?

>>14477482
>Throwing rocks at her
Meanie. If you wanted her to get busty and produce milk, there's something hard & something white you could feed her that would probably be a lot more fun for you.

Can Lava Golems walk? Can they morph their mineral and "lava" body parts into weaponry? Can they wear Dorf-designed power armor?

Lava Golems have a lot of untapped potential.

>>14156609
Sorry, there's so little lava golem art floating around. Better?

Though I'd like to imagine that lava golems can increase or decrease their size by absorbing/shedding matter like Suu