/jp/ - Otaku Culture

So an ippan player, a joukyuu player and a tokujou player save a guy's life. That guy turns out to be Tsunoda, the owner of Tenhou. He tells the three guys to ask for one favor each, and he'll comply.

The tokujou player tells Tsunoda "Make me a Houou player!".
Tsunoda says "Sure, I just need to edit these database files here, and there you go. 7d R2000".

The joukyuu player says "I want to be a Houou player too!"
Tsunoda complies and makes him 7d R2000. Finally,

Tsunoda asks the ippan player "So, what do you want? Wanna be in houou?"

"No. Demote these two guys back to 9 kyu."

Is there some kind of test I can take to see what kind of otaku I am?

I know now about otaku and otacool... but I want to be otacute, what does it takes to be otacute?