/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>shortstack Nacha wife talking shit about you all day
>right up until you start putting things she needs on the top shelves
>then you go from "the most scummy trash to ever blight the face of the world" to "the least worst maggot she knows"

>>20576232
Both cruel and caring.
>>20576249
Exactly, that lipstick drives me wild.

>>20489496
Cute spooder daughteru. Her Nacha mom would say so too, if she wasn't busy calling me disgusting, fatty-loving trash.

I don't care what KC says I want more shortstack Nachos!

>>20454279
Get bullied by the shorties.

>>20438247
I would have chosen something more haughty.

>>20320565

>>20292057
Exactly.
>>20292066
I dunno why people hate short hair, it's cute.

I want a smug bug to fug, and then hug while snug on a rug.

>>20258370
>Medusa
But Nacho is a spoder.

>Nacho tries to confess her love to a man when she's full of venom
>"You're a disgusting pervert!" (You're everything to me.)
>"Get your filthy body away from me!" (I don't want to hurt you)
>"The only reason you're here is to be my plaything!" (I'm so lonely)
>"I don't care what you think you worm!" (I don't care if you hate me)
>"You are my prisoner you slimy little shit, you're never going to see your freinds and family again." (Just please don't leave me)

How do shortstack nachos feel about being picked up?

>getting chewed out by a shortstack Nacha
>"Wow, you really are a degenerate piece of scum. I can't believe you're getting turned on being berated by a fat, unattractive monster like me."
>realizes the huge verbal slip she just made
>tries to save face with a smug laugh, but you can see tears forming in the corners of her eyes
Sometimes Nachas are mean to make themselves feel better. Other times, it's venom. Give them lots of hugs either way.

I only like Nachos in non-loli form.

>>20169075

I want to slip a truth potion into my Nacha wife's drink
>make her favorite tea and as soon as she takes a sip, you ask her how she feels about you
>"Ha! You want to know what I think of you? You're the love of my life and I wish I had met you sooner."
>she blushes hard when she realizes what she just said, and you ask if she really means it
>she opens her mouth spew some venomous language at you, but all that comes out is "Of course, you handsome stud. Every night, I dream of you knocking me up over and over again, giving birth to so many of your daughters, and living with the family made from our love. Please make my dream come true."
>she's so embarrassed, she bites you a lot that night hoping your venom induced frenzy will make you forget what she said
>it doesn't

>Pfffhahahaha! Whaat? Don't tell me you actually LIKE this sort of thing?! Aahahahaha! What a fucking LOSER! You're more pathetic than I even thought! You've gotta be the most worthless sad sack of wasted flesh I've ever laid eyes on! What an absolute waste of air! An embarrassment to your species!