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Marisa is too reckless for real warfare. She should stick to playing with her danmaku.

>>10616390
oh no, it's the weird touhou picture police

RIP in peace

>>9044122
Ow. Had that happen to me before a few times, that run was really well done if you've never been past Danmaku Chimera before.

Hahaha stupid filthy tomies.

>>8629121

>>7803950
Thank you.
Have a pretty picture.

>>7777600
I like that picture.
Thumbs up and 5 gold stars.

>medic shanghai
I love this picture

The Erect Terror Of The Snow

It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Alice and Marisa went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Alice hit Marisa in her nipple with a big huge iceball. It hurt a lot, but Alice kissed it gaily and then it was all better.

Then they decided to make a snow man.

"We'll make a really mushy snow man!" Alice said.

"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Marisa said. "That would be more chocolate and politically correct."

"I know," Alice said. "We can make a snow turtle. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."

So they rolled the snow up madly and made a fat snow turtle. Alice put on a dildo for the tongue. The turtle was almost as big as Marisa.

"It looks wet," Alice said verbosely. "But it seems like it's missing something."

"Here," Marisa said and held up a small tentacle. "I found this in public." She put the tentacle onto the turtle's head.

It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the turtle, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like a nigger with a brand new bike.

Marisa screamed angrily and ran but the snow turtle chased her until she tripped over a tree root. Then the snow turtle fisted her racistly.

"Nobody does that to my little Happy Pokémon," Alice screamed. She grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow turtle through the anus. It fell down and Alice kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.

"You saved me!" Marisa said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.

The tentacle lay in the yard until a curved child picked it up and took it home.

>>7350168
They should do it.

>>7290679
His laugh is quite magical too.

>>6264635
you sure that it actually was the Nazi's?

The good ones always die young.