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How do I acquire hag onis?

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How do I tell them the onis took all our virgins first so they won’t throw a fit and steal my cows?

I keep getting the bad ending at the zipangu does anyone know why? Here’s what I do every play through
>Ignore fox elder and go to oni bandit cave
>Side with oni bandit leader and take over the village with them
>Bully the young ryu of the region never helping her get shirohebi servants or fix her shrine
>Do the quest for the jorou-gumo delivering letters to the rival kunoichi clans
>This causes a kunoichi war for some reason
>Give directions and a filled out map of the region to the steppe centaurs who sailed to zipangu for some reason
>Help the yuki-onnas cool down the island for summer by defeating the ignis making it hot
>For some reason there’s a lot of snow afterwards
>Help cheshire nekomata open a portal to wonderland so she can invite her friends over
>Help unseal the ancient evil fox and find the descendant of the man who sealed in her the first place so she can make amends
>Help the tanukis convince the local lords to switch to a fiat currency
>Elope with the ushi-oni chieftess’s only daughter and retire back on the mainland

How do I, as a fat ugly bastard, shack up with a hag monster while avoiding pesky JO sabbath members?

>Get up boya, we're going to the gym
>You gotta get big and strong too carrypound me, You know that's my fetish

Help oni found smoke hobo’s pipe and now she won’t leave my home And teases me constantly by blowing smoke in my face and walking around in lingerie what do I have to do to make her leave me alone?