/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>go to the gym late at night because autismal and scared of people
>bulgarian program, so I'm warming up to my 4 plate bench PR attempt
>4 plate minus 2.25kg feel very shitty so I look around the gym for someone to spot me
>anyone there?
>ohayo!
>it's fucking suika
>she's drunk
>Suika you're drunk
>no I'm not
>Suika you're drunk
>you're drunk screw you
>ok whatever if it's just for one rep maybe she can spot me
>Suika can you spot me
>ye sure
>start benching
>Suika is spotting me she can change density so I feel safe
>suddenly the bar gets heavy
>suddenly it cuts my arms, bones and all cleanly in half as it approaches my chest
>incredible pain, I black out
>come to my senses, I'm dead
>what the fuck suika you drunk faggot
>find out from other ghosts suika accidentally increased density of the bar not decreased it
>panicked when it got heavier and made it even more heavy
>it got so heavy it literally fell through me to the center of the Earth
>turned into a black hole there
>everyone died
>everyone berating suika who's dead too
>Cirno starts callling her baka
>Suika's crying now
>Cirno is getting really worked up like she's losing it starts beating Suika
>Suika hits Cirno back
>Cirno takes out a switchblade cuts up Suika everyone's like WTF and Cirno's all SHE STARTED IT DUMB BITCH GOT WHAT'S COMING TO HER DUMB BAKA
>Cirno realizes what she's done while Suika's bleeding out
>Starts freaking out even more swinging her switchblade at people
>cuts up yuyuko and shikieiki
>reimu flips shit and kills everyone completely dead yelling about donations

thanks suika you drunk retard