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Hey Faggots,

My name is Bernanke, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are poor, homeless, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking buying useless shit with cheap money. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any lines of credit? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your divested securities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to stock tips on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just sell me your best short. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the cricket team, and starter on my chess team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked short selling on the NYSE"? I also dropped rates 100 basis points, and have a banging hot economy (She just blew up; Shit was SO crash). You are all faggots who should just lose your retirement savings. Thanks for listening.

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