/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>10417891

when i was a kid i used to stick it in the little hole things in vhs tapes and rotate the tape around

I had two burgers today!

supersize me

I just made a burger and ate it outside, I recommend everyone have their lunch outside today.

I want to be the hamburger.

I want Saten-san to bite into me, her soft lips pressing against my buns. Bit by bit she will devour me, covering me a mess of warm saliva that would put the wettest kiss to shame. Then she would swallow me, every last drop of me, down her throat.

Then her stomach acids would start pounding on me from all sides. I want to give Saten-san all my nutrients. My vitamins. My minerals. All of it. I want her to have all of it so that her smile stays radiant and happy.

And then I will be in Saten-san's rectum. I will be in Saten-san's rectum! A special place where no man has gone before. I will be there. And then, before my final departure into the toilet, I will catch one small glimpse of her other special place. It will be the last thing I see before I head into the cold, darkness of the sewers. But I will have lived a happy, fulfilled life.

That is all.