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So which Touhou could defeat this kid in a 1-on-1 fight?

http://warehouse23.com/basement/box/index.html?level=1

Level 1
>You open one of the 999 boxes on this floor and find...
>A long , hollow plastic rod marked "Wand of Hyperstimulation." Closer examination reveals that it is a king-sized Pixy Stix.

Level 2

>You open one of the 998 boxes on this floor and find...
>Thousands upon thousands of get-well cards. Some have notes addressed to "Craig" or "Craig Shergold" inside, and a few have variations like "Greg Shergold" or "Craig Sherwood." Several nearby crates contain more cards. There must be millions of them . . .

Level 3

>You open one of the 996 boxes on this floor and find...
>A copy of Aviation Week and Space Technology detailing the construction of the International Space Station, dated August 14, 1798.

Level 4

>You open one of the 996 boxes on this floor and find...
>A remote control like those used for a VCR. The play button does nothing you can discern, the fast forward button makes everything around you move quickly and the reverse button You find a remote control like those used for a VCR. The play button does nothing you can discern...

Level 5

>You open one of the 1000 boxes on this floor and find...
>Every sexual thought that someone you've never met had . . . Ooops, wrong box.

Nagato! Where have you been during all this time?

We need you to get rid of all those shitposters spamming /jp/!

Hello /jp/, I'm interested in learning Japanese. I'd like to know where to pirate Rosetta Stone: Japanese. Any help would be appreciative.
Much love,
Someone from /a/.

Pic unrelated.

こんにちは / jp / 、私は学習日本語に興味を持っています。 私はどこ（で・に）ロゼッタ・ストーンの著作権を侵害するべきか知りたい
です：日本語。 どんな手助けでも称賛するでしょう。たくさんの愛, /a/ からの誰か。 無関係な画像。

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>>1998234
>>1998238

I don't see the problem.