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>>10402197
>applied
No idea where that word came from.

>>10294494
Very cute hair.
Very cute bunny.

I like Tewi, though she probably wouldn't like me.
I wish people would stop sexualizing her.

>>9164505
>>9164507
>>9164511
>>9164527
Hmmm, so everyone seems to think Tewi is out to trick them in some way.
Interesting, because she is one of the few Touhous that actively helps out humans.

What if her feelings were sincere?

best 2hu

Messy haired Tewi is best hair in Gensokyo

>>8777497
Didn't he change his name to nameless?

Also, Tewi with messy hair is the best

Left-clicking and right-clicking. There are keyboard shortcuts, but don't worry too much about those.
Want to walk somewhere? Left click.
Want to do something? Right click.

Now then, you start out in a room as a floating ball. Left and right click EVERYTHING in that room. You'll get a gender, some clothes and items, and a name. Go you.
After all that a ladder appears. Go up it and begin the true rape-fest.

You are now alone in the woods, likely faaaar from other people. The first thing you should do is find a tree.
>Now what?
Shut the fuck up, I'm getting to that. Pick branches, pick acorns, pick bark, pick boughs. Strip that tree like I stripped for your mom last night. NOTHING left.
Now do that with about 3 trees. Your mom is getting gang-banged.

You likely noticed your stupid head got number floating above it during all this. Those were exp. TIME TO SPEND THOSE NIGGERS!
Click on the face on your menu bar. This is where you can fuck around with everything related to your character. Head on over to the 'book' tab to see a list of skills you can learn. Buy something cheap and useful like woodcutting, tool-making, or dick-sucking.
DO NOT GET FUCKING SWIMMING, EVER!

Now head over to the heart tab. This has your religion and personality. Find Tradition/Change and slide that bar over to change. Just do it, faggot, it gives you more LP.

You now know how to learn shit, upgrade shit, and work around shit.
Hopefully you also didn't learn that bears and boars hurt like a motherfucker.
Speaking of wildlife, if you see a rabbit, left click on it. Walk right up to the little thing, THEN right click. If you had a 2x2 square in your inventory, you not how a bunny rabbit. Right click it to wring it's neck and then butcher it.
You now have wet your pants for reasons you will discover soon.

>>7612029
googling the song name only gives me results related to the original version of the song, not that remix.

>>7612032
I'm fine with a general eientei thread too.

That's very sexy, yes.

What is the ontological nature of Tewi?

>>7347271

That's how she hides it.

Of course I would.
I'd still be lucky to have her, wouldn't I?

Keeping it simple.

>>7107254
You've got the right idea.

>>6774109
so, have you two had sex yet?

>>6745940
This is probably my fault.
Since I would frequently post my favorites in Tewi threads.
End result is everyone else saves what they see.

>>6586734
No like I said it is completely unrelated. I was in school and getting straight A's. My problems literally amounted to being short a dime to buy a can of soda.

Also children these days have no concept of responsibility because their parents don't. Look at how many people are having their homes foreclosed on. Foreclosure, by the way, is usually not because the owner CANNOT pay but rather that they choose not to pay. See a mortgage states that you must return the home to the bank if you cannot make your payments on it. Well if your home is worth less than your mortgage, it's perfectly logical to do this. It's not illegal or even ethically wrong, this is the agreement they created. The system is designed to support people who won't take responsibility. Also if tax cuts continue we are going to see an even worse recession after the recovery in several years, the United States is overcompensating, but your everyday redneck jackass with no concept of economics can't see this yet, just that they took his jurb.

Let's find out how likely you are to really understand the VNs you read!

>Most adults fall in the range 20,000–35,000, with the exact median score being 27,123 words.
http://www.testyourvocab.com/