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By fantasizing that I have red hair, and my maid enjoys it when I touch her penis.

The role of Battler Ushiromiya shall now be played by George Ushiromiya.

>Let's go even further,

>George was actually an alpha male and Battler was jealous of him
Probably not. There would be no reason to fictionalize him like that, other than during that one scene in episode 4 where, yes, he was fictionalized as a kickass character.

>Kyrie was a very nice woman
Entirely possible, although unlikely due to a probably sketchy history (they must've gotten those ideas from somewhere) and the whole Battler thing, which is an established fact.

>Natsuhi was completely sane,
Very possible. We don't know for sure whether Yasu falling off a cliff was an intentional act by Natsuhi. She might have directly tried to murder her, but it might as well been an actual accident that has just been fictionalized like that.

>Maria was completely normal.
Most likely this is actually true. There is no reason for her being THAT creepy. Most likely it's an exaggeration of her actual interest in the occult done to make the tale more interesting.

This thread is for people with love who
Can see the true mastermind in Umineko
All hail the Demon King

Deal with it.

george isn't fat, this is the undeniable truth

Let's discuss about the best character in Umineko.
He kills Evatrice/His mom.
He kills Jessica.
He fucks a maid.
He fakes his death and kills his father.
What a Bad ass.

>George

>Demon Emperor of Rokkenjima

>Still a creepy virgin

>>3379514
The fuck did you say?

Ange Freeman saw the dead going on all around. The Goatmens were to strong and big but Ange Freeman didnt care neither. Ange Freeman put the magic staff on and started to throw stakes and at buildings. The bildings fell and made dust and smoke and blinded Goatmens so Ange Freeman culd use the magic staff to throw them into the sky realy high and make them squish.

The people were wining but then glowing things went in the sky and Goatmens came out. "Ange Freeman we have to go out of here!" Rosa Freeman said to Ange Freeman. "No they are all every where!" George Freeman said.

Regarding the first game, there is no proof Hideyoshi was dead when his body was discovered. His body was outside Battler's field of view and Battler never enters the room. Even George didn't closely inspect Hideyoshi. This sets him apart from nearly all the other victims, whose deaths can be assured by the states of their bodies and the red text "Regarding the unidentified corpses, all of their identities are guaranteed. Therefore, no body double tricks exist!"
This way, the deaths of Genji, Kumasawa, Nanjo, Krauss, Natsuhi, Kyrie, Rudolf, Gohda and Natsuhi can be confirmed as at least occurring before Battler saw their corpses. Kanon, Shannon and Hideyoshi are the exceptions. However, we can at least be assured that Hideyoshi did die at some point.

It's possible, although not probable, that Hideyoshi was still alive after the second twilight. This just provides an alternate killer for the final murders, other than the possibility that it was Shannon or Kanon.

>Both were killed by another person!

If this theory is true, although I don't believe it particularly myself, Hideyoshi could have been the one to kill Eva, which bypasses the red text
>It is not the case that, after the construction of the closed room, one of them committed suicide after committing murder!
Although the red text "Both were killed by another person!" seems to contradict this, that isn't necessarily so. It could mean that Eva was killed by another person - Hideyoshi, and Hideyoshi was later killed by another person - possibly Shannon or Kanon.

Oh god this thread...

Also, George is the only culprit

Oh god this thread...

Lezard... Ushiromiya?

Lezard can bind witches to human form

Are there any serious theories for George being the/a killer? While most of the reasons are coincidental and in fantasy, like him wishing for money in the Episode 1 and choosing to kill everyone else in Episode 4, there should be enough to at least think of the possibility. And the fact that he went back to the bodies in Episode 3 could be viewed as suspicious and he had access to Maria's key in Episode 2. His general characteristics are suspicious too, as he seems too 'perfect' and has the eyes hidden effect. And in Higurashi, both Tomitake and Irie were involved even though they weren't the main culprit.

While I was gone for a few months, I come back and notice a lot fo threads appearing to discuss events later in ep.4. I, of course, already read it via machine translation.

Hehe. Your reactions if you please, gentlemen.

VA for george: Suzumura Kenichi
Lavi from D.Gray Man: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8QpS67WU1A
Okita from Gintama: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-nBNDqjkLc&feature=related
Asuka from Seed Destiny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxIRDv1fcMQ&feature=related

Is it just me or is this...EPIC FUCKING FAIL IN A WICER BASKET?!