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>>40911605
NOT SO FUNNY NOW BITCH

For me, it's fantasizing that I'm friends with Ichika Matsumoto.
How we became buds isn't really important, but we probably just met while she was out running errands, and she thought I looked like a cool guy to hang out with. Anyway, I imagine that we've got cool nicknames for each other. I'd call her "The Duck" (what else?) and she'd call me "Young Javbro".

Here's how I see it going down: I'm at a party, and I'm really smoothly talking up this fine little piece. I'm getting ready to seal the deal (heh... and then later on I'll seal her up with my six inch chinpo!) when who walks in? None other than Ichika Matsumoto.

Her eyes scan the room coolly, searching for her bud. I give her a hand, shouting "Hey Duck, Click, Clack, Quackity-Quack!" Everyone freezes in shock, when Ichika gives me a wink and double guns, replying with "Hey there, Young Jabro!"