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>>44481307
Can you imagine dating Reimu?
You wake up early every morning, thinking about all the ways you can support the Hakurei Shrine while dreaming about the day when you'll finally be able to marry the 'mu, yet all throughout the day you're harassed and propositioned by weird old ladies with the weirdest excuses.
Like, they'll say that they need to test you sexually to see if you're worthy of Reimu, or that she wants to draw out the latent power of your dick, or that you need to practice with her to make sure you'll be able to do it right when you're with Reimu, or that she wants to help free you from impure desires, or that you must be really pent-up because that shrine maiden is obviously not putting out (whatever the hell that means), but that she's willing to help you out in her place.
It just never ends and you can hardly ever get any actual work done.
All you want to do is to make the most wonderful girl in Gensokyo happy, but these creepy grannies just keep annoying and molesting you. What would ever make a man deserve such treatment?

Rain or shine
Grump or smile
She makes my day better