/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46508608
>Portals open
>Invite jabberwock to my home
>Get McDonalds on the way home
>Put down bags on table
>Go to my room to take off my jacket
>Come out
>All the food is gone
>She ate it all
>Open the fridge, all the food is gone
>Open the pantry, all the food is gone
>Open freezer, all the food is gone
>wtf.jpg
>Check the snack stash
>It's all gone
>She's sitting there with a blank look on the couch rubbing her belly
>Belches out a wrapper of something from the fridge
>She looks at me
>"If you didn't have so much food, I'd have eaten the neighbor's dog too."
>"What were you planning on for dinner tonight."
>"I hope it's meat or sweet. Those are my two favorite things."

>>17790325
>Best dragon.
That's a funny way of spelling Jabberwock.

>>15006155
>>15006163
>>15006165
Onee-sans are the best.

>"Anon... What are you doing?"