/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Take /tg/ and this place's advice to read more to get a grasp of what it's like to get gud at writing
>Begin to notice the over-use of clichés in books
>Such as the evil clone ALWAYS acting like an uncharacteristic dick version of the person they're imitating
>Or smarmy bullshit during fights
>Or the fact that there's so many fucking WALLS in literature to keep "evil at bay" that the trope's been done to death
>MFW this is the feeling of despair writers have to deal with
>MFW no Satyros or Green Fairy to make it all go away

>You will never be pampered by a MILF Apophis who just wants to call you her golden boy

>>14352675
>Execute the Orc Warchief
>The rest of the pigs scatter, Paladins are clapping you on the back
>But you begin to wonder if this is true justice
>Try to renounce your vows, have to fight your way through the castle, gaining several scars in the process
>Not only are you a murderer, but you're also a heretic
>Retreat into the countryside, giving yourself a pagan's scar on your left hand's back as well as retaining the X mark on your cheek and lips
>Become a hermit, refusing almost all human contact
>Find a P'Orc infant, clinging to her mother's breast
>The Crusades have gotten worse, mamano who don't ally themselves with the Goddess are being exterminated
>Try to raise her as best as you can with the aide of the housewives in the village, she grows up like the rest of the children in the town
>One of the women 'ara ara's when she sees you watching your adopted daughteru like a proud father should
>Eventually, a Paladin patrol finds their way into the village, trying to enact martial law
>They're rounding up all the mamano and husbands for executions
>They refer to your daughteru as 'pulled pork' as one of them sees you and mentions he likes his 'broken in' first
>Something inside of you snaps
>You can feel your eyes bulging and hear the heart beating in your chest rapidly, getting faster and faster
>All you can remember before the Paladins' three brothers-in-arms run away is a ripping and tearing sensation
>The fury and adrenaline had allowed you to dig your fingers into his neck like tallow and rip his head off like an Ogre
>Take your daughteru home, she's sobbing about how you'll both have to move and how daddy is a monster
>This is your penance, you think
>To live as a monster, dreaming of a massive black freighter in the darkest seas

>>14346211
That song is one of the few good things in my life right now since I can't write to save my life or find the drive to for the threads.

>>14298470
>Try to rape Succubus
>She goes full power bottom and bucks her hips in rhythm to yours
>Hora hora? What's wrong cherry-boy?
>Not used to women fucking you back?
>Don't worry, we'll have lots and lots of monogamous sex and have many daughters!
>I'll even scratch your back and rub your feet after work!
>Losing your will so soon!?
>Come in, come in!
>Doesn't my pussy feel so good? I'm molding it especially for you!
>I look forward to our happy life together, danna-sama!
>Wake up the next morning to her in a robe and apron, making you sausage, scrambled eggs, and the like
>She kisses you on the cheek and ruffles your hair for the morning trip into work
>Every time you have sex she insists on holding your hands and milking you until she's finally confirmed pregnant with twins
>TFW you will never fall asleep in the mid-day after playing Demons and Paladins with your daughterus
>One of them clutching the tiny knight figurine in her arms as her sister snuggles with you
>Your waifu just 'ara ara'ing and draping blankets over you three

>>14213733
What? It's the best idea I can come up with without turning into a loli hunter.

>TFW only RSAnon writes Manticores well
>As well as that one-off by Seafoam and that Aiden Lannister story
>TFW we'll never have any other person take up the mantle of persian rape-cats