/jp/ - Otaku Culture

If i grow some seeds/plants in a backyard to make it look nice and an Alraune pops out of said seeds would she be considered my daughter or my wife?

>Buy a seed pack from your local mamono supermarket
>plant them in your backyard
>years later there is a massive tentacle forest where your house used to be
I just wanted my own veggies

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>>38362578
>Have plant wife (Or garden?)
>cum inside them to provide nutrients
>they provide nutrients back via their nectar and fruits
>never need to move from the spot,she has everything you will ever need
i bet its nice

>gardener anon spends his whole life caring for plants just to be waifu'ed by one in the end
or
>anon ends up lost in a forbidden forest,too bad it hasnt rained in quite some time and the local women arent shy on seeking other liquid sources

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Praise Perun
Praise Radagast
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