/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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>FOX makes use of a tongue parasite that make you unable to speak without wanting to kiss the girl you are talking to
>Goal is to 'bring the world together by destroying all languages other than the language of Love'
>Such a Lust for Frenching
>Only way to stop the parasite is to use the Wallachia, a parasite to the parasite that stops the parasite from reproducing, bit it has a terrible side effect
>It makes the human hosts extra fertile and unable to function without having children
>Due to the infiltration of enemy agents, entire staff of Meido Base's Quartz Kobolds has been infected
>Fortunately, BEEG Boss can always Fulton Extract more cute boys for her ever-growing army of horny Meidos
>Another day in Outer Heaven...