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I mean this in a completely non sexual way, but you could tenderize meat on her abs.

I'd drink oni sweat.

>>44929808
No, this isn't MGE. However what >>44935705 said applies because it's the notable exceptions that make it to legend and not the rule. You CAN have a happy future and domestic life with a loving Youkai wife. You CAN have half breed children who will be autistic societal outcasts after your passing. Whether you can do it or not comes down to (you) and luck. You could set your sights low and go for a fairy or rescue a fox stuck in a hunter's trap. Or you can say "fuck it we ball" and present flowers, chocolate, or a ring to Goddesses or Youkai that think 4th dimensionally.

Are you a bad enough dude to woo the sexy inhuman aberration born of fear?

>>41100225
I want to strangle you, explode.
Wish I had a dream like that.

I came here to discuss pure cute monster girls and you can't stop me.

>>37944080
I feel Yuugi would be super nice and chill to hang out with. She'd be like this cool energetic girl from high school that was friends even with losers and nerds, and half of them had a huge crush on her.

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>>37053180
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Submit to big girls its good trust me

Hugs > fugs

>>35305443
>significantly larger than her husband
Yes, and that' s why mgs under 2m in height is not an option.

>>35246207
You're gonna get loved.

big girls = big love

short men belong to big onis

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>>23246689
I hope you feel better anon, I'll post some wholesome stuff for you

I want to be Yuugi's toy. I want her to use me however she wants, whenever she wants. I want to be with her. I want to go with her to the gym, work out with her, and try to match her, only to see her one up me over and over as a constant reminder of how weak I am compared to her. Once finished, she'll take me jogging. I'll follow, but after about half a mile, I will begin to lag behind. After another quarter of a mile, I'll pass out from exhaustion. She'll run back to me and continue jogging while carrying me between her breasts, because I would get hurt if she carried me any other way. After the run, she'll carry me back to her place and get a shower started. Once we step in, she'll clean me off and use me like a bath sponge to wash her body. Once she's done using my face to wipe the sweat from her abs and glutes, she'll rinse off, cut the water, dry us both off, and hoist me over her shoulder by the ankles. She'll carry me to the bedroom, where she'll proceed to dominate me. She'll suplex me, choke me, joint lock me, and whisper into my ear how much of a weakling I am. Then, she'll lay me on my back and get on top of me. She'll fuck me while holding me down as I'm powerless to do anything. She'll crush my pelvis with snu-snu until the sun rises in the morning. And I'll treasure every moment of it.

Yes, I would marry a 2hu.

I want yuugi to utterly destroy my pelvis and make me hers

>>21702208
Yes! After holding hands she'd pull you in for a big 'ol hug!

Yuugi!

>>20883527
Yes! Both in AND out of it! I love her for doing it!

Can we talk about more important topics?