/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Voice: "Hey---!!"
Sunohara: "Eh?"
Tomoya: "Huh?"
??: "Puhi~"
I turn around as I heard a familiar voice.
At the same time something passed before my eyes.
Blag!
Sunohara: "Nohou!"
There was a Japanese-English dictionary tumbling down at my foot when I look down.
At the same time, Sunohara also tumbles down with a nosebleed.
Sunohara: "What do you mean by 'at the same time'?!"
Tomoya: "Don't read people's minds."
Sunohara: "Ouch...what a thing to come flying towards me."
Sunohara: "I could have died if it hit somewhere vital!"
Sunohara: "Anyway, who the hell..."
Tomoya: "Look..."
Sunohara: "What is it?"
Thug!
He got kicked as he was about to get up.
Before I could say something, he made another somersault and hit the ground.
Tomoya: "Look out."
Sunohara: "T... too late..."
His feet and legs tremble from the attack as he says that.
??: "Puhi puhi~"
Kyou: "Geez...what are you trying to do to my pet?"
The culprit that magnificently kicked Sunohara said that as her long hair fluttered.
Tomoya: "Your pet...?"
Kyou: "Yes, my pet."
Tomoya: "Huh...this round thing?"
??: "Puhi, puhi~"
Kyou: "Cute, isn't he?"
Tomoya: "Is it a new breed of a dog or a tanuki?"
Kyou: "Do you have marbles stuffed in your eyes? What part of this looks like a dog or tanuki?"
Tomoya: "What the hell is it then?"
Kyou: "It's a piglet."
Tomoya: "A pig shit?"
Kyou: "I'll kill you?"
Tomoya: "It's scary, so don't say it while smiling."
Kyou: "P-i-g-l-e-t. It's a pig if you're not familiar with it."
Tomoya: "Uhh...What was it...? A baby of something, isn't it?"
Kyou: "It's a baby boar."
??: "Puhi puhi!"