/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>30285623
They are prepared for such an eventuality also

>>24410998
Let's see you say that to her face

>>18237734
Of course, sir. That'd be 9 Dollaroos.

>>18237748
Ah, personal preference. Of course sir.

>>17141797
Snu-snu inna woods?

Reminder that it's still Elf mating season.

>>16175601
Bloede d'hoine.

>>15329542
Would she put on a defiant act and pretend to be haughty as you rape her, or would she immediately break down and become a cumslut begging to be abused?

>>14965137
Or not
>Try to show off to an elf archer
>You've practiced for years to hone your skills
>She simply scoffs
>Her little sister, a child barely in her 30s, comes out
>She completely stomps you
>Every shot you can think of, she does faster, more accurately, and at greater distances
>She even pulls off shots you thought impossible
>'Try practicing for a few more decades and you might be passable.'
>'Now, how to punish you for trying to show us up... Sister, do you have any ideas?'
>'I could think of a few.~'
And Anon was never seen again

>>14854264
I figured this shows off a more muscular visage

>>14286697
Dang, scope dem muscles

>>14271399
>>14271401
While you're over here mad I'm enjoying all MGs equally. How's it feel knowing that I came here to laugh at you?

DON'T OPEN IT?

>>14206235

>Dark Elf
>With really, really nice abs

>>14122984
Of course you could.

Remember, Elves are your allies! They are more human than monster! We should interbreed.

The elves are coming, and they come to look down on humans and tease them with their lewd and barely-used thousand year old bodies.

>>13288145
Fine. Right big'un. I can into little spoon, and her giant womb will surely bear me a master race of half-elf daughterus.

>>13089583
Lick, boya. LICK.

>your Dark Elf waifu is obeying her natural instincts and trying to dom you, tying you to the bed
>"I have you now, my sweet! Ohohoh-ooh...ooh... ACHOO!"
Uh-oh! She waited for you to come home all day dressed in almost nothing, and now she's caught a cold because of it! Are sexy times now ruined?

>>12418172
I like some more monstrous than others.