/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>tfw never be raped by ye olde MG crests, emblems, or heraldry

It's a real historic kind of abstract suffering that only gets worse with time when you realize that it's something you could never easily search for and absolutely only exists in minimal amounts unless you personally throw money at it to commission more.

>Captcha wants picture of boats
>Kayak in the middle of the street with a guy in it making paddling motions

The fuck is even going on right now.

What if...

A world where MGs are the weaker humans and human men are the strong "monsters"?

And the only way MGs can have children is beat up the villainous human men and rape them, and if they lose, the villainous human men rape them instead.

Human women don't exist. Also I guess there would have to be a kind of slave trade for men.

>>16513482
>Anon gets off his flight
>Dire MGC doesn't have a super fancy airport so it's a ladder down to the ground
>Stretches his arms and legs real quick a few steps from the ladder
>Dire Black Harpy swoops in and grabs anon before taking him back to the nest for marriage / egg making

Such is life in Dire MGC.

At least he got further than that other anon, a Dire Gryphon destroyed the plane's engines and carried the whole thing back to her mountain ruins while the flying MG pilots abandoned ship without him.

Surrender to this...this...

Surrender to this thing of probable German heritage!

You will surrender your pantaloons and present yourself for penis inspection day.

So how are you enjoying Bird Pussy Kingdom anon?

Isn't it the best being high up in the air all the time? I mean sure there's...accidents from time to time with humans but the Sky Knights always catch them out of the sky!

Nothing to worry about! I mean who knows maybe even humans will learn to fly one day.

Several Harpies giggling in the background

>>12970548
>Forgot to name it after a song or band

Whoopsie.

Guess I'll call it the Black Sun since Black Hole Sun is just 1 word too many.

>>12916778
No reason.

>>12916787
Have fun with that nerd.

>>12862489
>Teleports weapons in
>Uses Twin Swords

I always felt like people waste the proper opportunities teleportation of weaponry and armor provides.

Having a massive personal Arsenal / Armory stocked in items engraved with runes to teleport and eventually automatically be teleported back would be amazing in both convenience and combat effectiveness.

Projectiles like throwing knives, spears, throwing axes, bows with multiple arrow types, ect and the normal weapons to niche weapons for specific purposes would provide advantages in combat regardless of conditions. Then there's shields and armor to take into account.

That would be a proper Order Hero, an Armsmaster that uses legit tactics and weapon skills to provide as many advantages to themselves on the battlefield.

Also because a moniker / nickname like Arsenal or Armory would be cool.