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Japanese Bird Serving Pasta
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xQ26zsRFYJY

>>9334449
Hey humans,

My name is Japanese Bird, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day thinking of ways to cook up that terrible noodle known as ramen. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever made spaghetti? I mean, I guess it's fun cooking ramen for the billionth time because you don't have the courage nor power level to cook spaghetti, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than claiming udon is the best noodle in the world.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I've cooked spaghetti for many world leaders and mob bosses, and my spaghetti won best of show in the 238th World Spaghetti Show. What other noodles do you cook, other than that cheap ass cellophane noodle? Unlike you, girls throw themeselves at me, and I have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me cooking spaghetti.

“𝑰 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝑻𝒐𝒌𝒊𝒌𝒐 𝒊𝒔, 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒑𝒐𝒔𝒕𝒔 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒎𝒂𝒅𝒆 𝒃𝒚 𝒉𝒊𝒎”
— Neo '𝑴𝒓. 𝑪𝒐𝒔𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒚' Shitty Janitor, /jp/ 2012

tadaima~

Japanese bird cooking spaghetti

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