/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>13601963
How would courting even work?

You're just walking down the highway one moment and the next you see a speck on the horizon rapidly growing, next thing you know there's a dinosaur chasing after you with the sole intent of hugging you to death with giant claws and while you're running away her claws wrap around you and pull you in.

Then you're dragged to the communal cave where all the young deathclaw girls have a turn with you cuddling and kissing while your 'wife' keeps them from doing anything too serious. You're taken to one of the deeper cave rooms and laid down while she gets ready for mating.

You wake up months later with a sore pelvis and your wife sleeping peacefully beside you while a cracking sound resonates from beneath. You lean closer to see several deathclaw chicks pushing their way out of egg shells and their crying for the warmth of their mother's arms and food.

I guess it's not so bad.