/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>10187138
Hey it's finals weekend. Everyone is at home right now.

>>9874843
Didn't mean to step into your territory or stitch

I recognize you though.

>>9786561
No. I couldn't get the sword I wanted for seppuku, so I have to wait a little while longer.
I am thinking of getting a lot of holy water a bottle at a tme, until I have a few gallons, put on some kind of military uniform if I can find one, drive down to the local Forrest like public park at 5:00am, getting a huge plastic bin that is wide/long yet very low sides, get into the plastic tub, immerse myself with the few gallons of holly water so it eventually fills the small plastic tub, and then perform a semi-perfect seppuku, but minus the head chopped of.

That way my body will be found very quickly that day.
Hopfuly I can leave enough money behind for family and what not too.

What do you think /jp/?