/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Anon and his childhood anubis friend are building sand castles/pyramids
>Mama anon and mama anubis think it’s absolutely adorable taking pictures
>Beach bully cheshire notices them decides to mess with the future couple
>” ‘ey kid, dontcha know she already claimed ya?”
>Anubis is flustered sure she already has her heart set on him but it’s too early to confess yet she isn’t sure how’d he react
>Anon is flustered to hearing plenty about claiming in sex ed and the video on how boys who don’t reciprocate those feelings got raped
>Gets up and blurts out back to the cheshire
>”She can’t claim me because I already claimed her”
>Both moms are kyah’ing even the cheshire is kyah’ing
>Desperately try to get him to say it again so they can record it
>Anubis is doing the best impression of a lava golem’s butt