/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>14244264
I agree with you but at the end of the day, kissing and s*x feels really good...
I wouldnt fault anyone if they wanted to get prostitutes all the time, but I cant see myself being emotionally intimate with anyone but /jp/....

>>11953777
Because I'm shy and I dont talk with anyone, only on /jp/ i can.
also servers got merged and they put non roleplay servers with mine and I get bullied when they see my server tag.

>>10661784
fuuuuuuuuurl!!!!!!!!

>January 21
>Newington, CT

>Milk

Its happening!

>>10044265

m-moot doesn't like /jp/?

>>10024255
S-sorry.

>>10005424

Please keep race wars out of this thread, it is for cute girls dancing.

Thank you in advance.

>>9909443
Please remember your netiquette

I was invited to a party today by my personal Obi-Wan at work. It's on saturday.
I'm 21 years old and have never to a party. I've only gone out twice in my entire life and that was just with one friend.
I'm freaking out due to the fact I know I have to go because the people who are there also work at the same place I do and will be insulted. I am astronomically fucked.

On the non-shitposting side of the spectrum, I'm trying to decide which tea to order from yuuki-cha. I keep checking for a tea thread on /jp/, but I haven't seen one in forever. I'm familiar with sencha and will likely go with that just so I can start regularly drinking tea again, but I want to eventually branch out into the other types.

I also need to practice my STGs and do my reps(although it's been years since I've done Kana, so I'll most likely have to relearn those as well), but haven't due to the fact that I can't get jack shit done without a planned schedule.

As pathetic as this sounds, is there some kind of /jp/ approved planner that I can start using?

>>9771831

why does everyone in japan seem so happy

>Talk to a female classmate about different subjects
>Become curious and ask her about /jp/
>She says "Hey Cheerno circle 9 baka baka!"
>You give her this look
>You say "Please don't tell me you actually bump those threads..."
>She seems embarrassed and laughs it off while saying "I'm only kidding around"
>You know she wasn't and you try to test her
>You say "japanese bird"
>She bursts out saying "IT'S NOT SPAGHETTI! IT'S PENNE!"
>You give her this look again
>She seems very VERY ashamed of herself
>You can tell by her pussy armpit beginning to smell
>It smells like blueberry which means she is in fear
>Her pussy armpit seems to be growing too

>>9498362

>LSD
>Mescaline
>Toads
>DMT
>Mushrooms

What's the best option for a beginner? There's so many to choose from and I'm so confused.

>>9469219
I wish I was cute, but I am nothing more than a disgusting beast.

I have to go to a psychiatrist today /jp/, I'm scared and I don't want to leave my house.

>>9382904

TULPA NOT REAL
NOT POSSIBLE
ALL LIE
THE BULLIES JUST WANT TO MAKE ME SAD BY GETTING MY HOPES UP

>>9355459
I can't get it because I have no friends...

>>9303433

>>9292083
>>9292084
Don't derail my thread..

why was his image destroyed by the janitor

>>9142592
So I take it you're not going to come on and help me with inferno?

>>8997537
You'd yell at me...
I was playing as lulu on LoL since she is most kawaii of them all, and I went 0/22/11 and everyone got mad at me, and the other team laughed at me and called me a shit.

I just..
I just wanted to have fun being kawaii

Stop, you're gonna get him in trouble with NSJ