/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44486670
Sabbath guinea pig

>get a job at a sabbath branch kinda out of the way
>fat chance there's many men around willing to travel
>recruiter almost spills spagetti since someone actually responded
>secretary job
>its clearly a trophy job
>you will have none of that though
>don your three piece suit
>secure your anti-rape whistle and spray(lemon scented)
>have your notebook and pens ready
>first day
>all the girls are way too flustered to be around you for long
>almost no one approaches you aside your boss
>for the best, all these girls in way to lewd uniforms is bad for the self-restraint
>main bapho in charge greets you herself
>shes barely able to look at you and stammer out a greeting before leaving a gift basket with some of those demon fruits and other goodies(its all aphrodisiacs or other kinds of lewd toys, the massagers neat at least)
>towards the end of the day no ones really hit on you nor tried anything much to your surprise
>hang out with one of the few men there and his imouto
>you make mention that everyone's been really hands-off so far and you haven't even had to use the spray you brought
>they seem a bit embarrassed before mentioning that the way you dress is too lewd so its been intimidating them
>they ask if all portal humans wear such lewd clothing
>they thought people were more prudish there

>>44004480
They lied... the closest they had was some funny drinks that made loopy and horny. The music was all alt metal and off by a generation...
on a positive note I now have a cute wife who i will force to listen to my collection of dad rock as penance

KC writing up the classic Loli Manga scenario.