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>we got Niel before Misha, Nenya, or Kagerou

Probably personal blogging but I don't know who else to talk to...I fucked up bad /jp/.

Lemme green text my night as of right now:

>Invited to go out for the first time in months.
>It's with a group of friends from high school. Person hosting is "T"
>Get to T's house. Everything's chill, we all catch up and play some vidya.
>Couple hours later we go to Friday's to eat
>I get a Jack Daniel's burger and fries, nothing too expensive.
>Head back to T's place to play vidya some more.
>In the middle of smash bros when I hear stomach grumble.
>2nd grumble is ok. 3rd turns into a roar which signals the shitgates are about to burst.
>Excuse myself and make a mad dash to the bathroom. I can feel a small shart leak as I open the door.
>Pull down pants and make it halfway to the seat when I let loose the loudest, most grotesque sounding shotgun shit that I've ever had.
>I sit on the toilet only to violently shit out the contents of that entire day in a single tear-jerking waterfall.
>Go to inspect the damage.
>The entire toilet and a good chunk of the wall behind it is covered in a scene which would make some horror movies look tame.
>Desperately try to wipe up what I could but only manage to further cake the shit into the walls.
>Even the toilet has unmistakeable brown streaks running across it.
>Panic, rush to my car and speed home.

Now I'm sitting here talking to you guys. I have two missed calls from T. I want to just curl up and die right now. What the fuck do I do /jp/?

>>9139067
well, gee, sorry for assuming this board wasn't a piece of shit for a moment there.

get fucked sagefag

Oh god.
We're all going to die.

It's true, it's all true OP
I'm just gonna turn to dust and die and nobody will miss me.

-Parents walk in on you taking your shirt off and changing
-Scream "KYAAAAAA!"
-Parents ask why you're embarrassed since you're a boy

Tell me I'm not the only one.

Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||||| 90%