/jp/ - Otaku Culture

-Log: Events of 5/13/08

I awoke to what seemed like utter darkness. I moved my right arm, and felt the large leaves resting on my head and upper torso, and removed them. I found myself in a wooded area, but the trees didn’t seem like anything I had ever seen before. As I stood up, I found that I had no noticeable injuries, save a small cut on my left hand as I held on to the floor of my house when I was sucked into the abyss. No sooner had I glanced up did I meet eyes with a young woman. She wore some of the strangest attire I had ever seen; a large pink and purple dress, and a pink poofy hat with a thin red ribbon tied in the front and carried a frilled umbrella. Before I could even assess the situation, she yelled to me “Who… who are you? A human? I don’t remember bringing any humans over for quite a while… how the hell did you get here?” I was prepared to answer, but then something struck me. Human. She called me a human. Which would imply she wasn’t one, or it was a rarity here. As I sweated, I couldn’t muster a word before she cut in “Ah, it really doesn’t matter, maybe you just wandered away from the village. It’s time for my nap, anyways.” With that, she raised an umbrella, and opened a pocket in space itself- a border. I’d never felt my heart beat that fast before. As she leaned in, she smiled back to me, and said in an almost flirty voice “Try not to get eaten out here, okay, human?” Without even thinking, the words just came out of me “E…eaten?”, but she has already gone and closed the border. I don’t remember what happened after that, but it’s safe to assume I blacked out from sheer terror.

END LOG- TIME 9:51 PM, 5/27/08