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>>45360071
strong centaur knights?

You should have surrendered anon, now they're going to take you by force!

>>23811074
What do you think the lance is for? You WILL accept the love!

>>18888697
At least someone is thinking with their head today.

Admit it anon, you want a nice MG to guard you from bandits and other dangerous things.

Day 96 of Oktoberfest everybody, day 96!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI2zdCXmZD4

There's no time to explain, hop on my back!

Uh-oh!

It looks like the Hoof Pussy Kingdom defeated the Anonymous Legion in battle and now the leaders of both sides are discussing the surrender conditions!

You, being of sound mind and judgement, are given the option to personally choose 100 of your anonymous brothers to hand over to the hooved demons or 50 men via a random process that neither prince or pauper is safe from.

Which do you choose?

>>14593142
>>14593157
Wonderland Centaur soon fellow STALKERs.

All I know is that Horse Pussy Kingdom definitely didn't abduct anyone.

Definitely. Probably.

...Maybe.

Are you coming to the HPK Steppes or not anon?!

Don't have all day!

Accept the love of horse pussy kingdom before the vile Undead Hordes arise once more!

They can protect you behind their borders from the scourge!

Maybe you guys should stick with the monster girls that actually respect you enough not to rape you.

OF HORSE PUSSY KINGDOM!

>>14291376
>>14291376
>>14291376
>>14291376

Please be careful of the horse pussy bandit gang on the roads between HPK and the Wan Empire.

Though HPK Knights patrolling the roads on their side of the border has kept people safe, the same can't be said across the border and an attack involving two carriages yesterday ended in both robbery and male rape.

So please, be careful.

I'm sure they've accepted it by now.

>>14135814
Not to worry citizen, the rocking horse fly will come and save you soon!

>>14114895
Whatever I guess.

We saw that thing about human wars earlier! Horse Pussy Kingdom is forcibly taking all of you human men in for re-education, therapy, and counseling!

Don't resist! We have at least twice as many feet on the ground here and you're surrounded! You may be sick but we'll use force as necessary!

Now surrender peacefully! We want to help you!

>>14062773
I want to be assigned a Centaur Knight who's supposed to protect me and my virginity, only to rape her.
>"But I was protecting your vir-"
>"Aaaah stop you mustn't"
>"Please if you keep going like this my instincts will take over, I don't want to be that kind of girl"

>>14001162
>getting that close with malicious intent

You're being silly anon.

Though you do have options.

A. Accept the love of Amazonian Unicorn Pussy the easy way.

B. Accept the love of Amazonian Unicorn Pussy the really easy way.